"I'm keeping my acerbic wit completely fueled."

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"Look, he's winding up the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"Gabe scratched his double chin. "Maybe if you hurry with the seven-layer dip...And maybe if the kid apologizes for interrupting my poker game."Maybe if I kick you in your soft spot, I thought. And make you sing Soprano for a week."

Rick Riordan, American Novelist

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"She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner."

Matshona Dhliwayo, Zimbabwean Philosopher

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"He who has provoked the lash of wit, cannot complain that he smarts from it."

James Boswell, Scottish Lawyer

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"If it works, it will be plenty dramatic. And I suppose that if it doesn't work, it will be even more dramatic, what with the blast.""David, I think you just made a joke."He frowned, utterly perplexed. "Did I?"

Leigh Bardugo, Israeli Author

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"Digression is the soul of wit. Take the philosophic asides away from Dante, Milton or Hamlet's father's ghost and what stays is dry bones."

Ray Bradbury, American Writer

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"And are you going to explain why you consider competing with me to be the most sincere form of compliment? "Of course I am, Lightsong said. "My dear, have you ever known me to make an inflammatorily ridiculous statement without providing an equally ridiculous explanation to substantiate it? "Of course not, she agreed. "You are nothing if not exhaustive in your self-congratulatory made-up logic. "I am rather exceptional in that regard."

Brandon Sanderson, American Author

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"You still awake?' asked the anesthetist.'Nope,' I replied."

Eoin Colfer, Irish Author

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"You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready."

Henny Youngman, American Comedian

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"I'm keeping my acerbic wit completely fueled."

Janice Dickinson, American Model

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"I was shaped by my mistakes."

Mistake

"I find the light and work it, work it, work it."

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"My first job was for a blue jean company as a sitting model. I posed for 15 minutes and made $50. It was 1976."

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"I have to wake up and drink chamomile tea to slow down."

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"I got a book deal without even turning in one shred of a writing sample."

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"Beauty opened all the doors; it got me things I didn't even know I wanted, and things I certainly didn't deserve."

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"Every six months I fly to Dallas to get botox and I also get collagen injections."

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"People identify with me - everyone does - African American women, Caucasian women, they all identify with me because I'm ethnic."

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"Photo shoots for underage girls are like letting an ant walk around with honey."

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"I've been on the cover of every magazine in the world."

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