"I'm keeping my acerbic wit completely fueled."

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"Because if you've got the wit, you can make anything into a melody, ultimately."

Gerry Mulligan, American Musician

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"Take a pinch of snuff, doctor, and acknowledge that I have scored over you in your example."

Arthur Conan Doyle, British Writer

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"You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready."

Henny Youngman, American Comedian

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"The Cardinal is at his wit's end - it is true that he had not far to go."

Lord Byron, British Poet

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"That's your solution? Have a cookie?"

Michael Grant, American Author

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"You still awake?' asked the anesthetist.'Nope,' I replied."

Eoin Colfer, Irish Author

Wit, Humor, Irony, Medical

"Indeed I had not much wit, yet I was not an idiot - my wit was according to my years."

Margaret Cavendish, English Writer

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"Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you please none; If you flatter only one or two, you offend the rest."

Jonathan Swift, Irish Writer

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"Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade."

Noel Coward, English Playwright

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"Make the doors upon a woman's wit,and it will out at the casement;shut that, and 'twill out at the key-hole;stop that, 'twill fly with the smoke out at the chimney."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"Money is like hormones. It's just how you feel on any given day."

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"What's my motto when it comes to money? Don't put so much emphasis on it!"

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"And I will never, ever respond to anybody - man, woman, vegetable, or mineral - who tells me to keep my mouth shut."

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"I have a very vivid imagination."

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"In my day, I, being the first supermodel, I hawked everything."

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"Photo shoots for underage girls are like letting an ant walk around with honey."

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"But you see, that's the gilded prison of fashion. We're riding in private jets, and meantime I was so incredibly, painfully sad and lonely."

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"Because if you've got the wit, you can make anything into a melody, ultimately."

"Take a pinch of snuff, doctor, and acknowledge that I have scored over you in your example."

"You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready."

"The Cardinal is at his wit's end - it is true that he had not far to go."

"That's your solution? Have a cookie?"

"You still awake?' asked the anesthetist.'Nope,' I replied."

"Indeed I had not much wit, yet I was not an idiot - my wit was according to my years."

"Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you please none; If you flatter only one or two, you offend the rest."

"Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade."

"Make the doors upon a woman's wit,and it will out at the casement;shut that, and 'twill out at the key-hole;stop that, 'twill fly with the smoke out at the chimney."

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"Money is like hormones. It's just how you feel on any given day."

"What's my motto when it comes to money? Don't put so much emphasis on it!"

"And I will never, ever respond to anybody - man, woman, vegetable, or mineral - who tells me to keep my mouth shut."

"I have a very vivid imagination."

"In my day, I, being the first supermodel, I hawked everything."

"Photo shoots for underage girls are like letting an ant walk around with honey."

"Without gay men, I am nothing."

"Follow sound business trends, not fashion trends."

"I've been on the cover of every magazine in the world."

"But you see, that's the gilded prison of fashion. We're riding in private jets, and meantime I was so incredibly, painfully sad and lonely."