"I'm keeping my acerbic wit completely fueled."

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"And are you going to explain why you consider competing with me to be the most sincere form of compliment? "Of course I am, Lightsong said. "My dear, have you ever known me to make an inflammatorily ridiculous statement without providing an equally ridiculous explanation to substantiate it? "Of course not, she agreed. "You are nothing if not exhaustive in your self-congratulatory made-up logic. "I am rather exceptional in that regard."

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"But you see, that's the gilded prison of fashion. We're riding in private jets, and meantime I was so incredibly, painfully sad and lonely."

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"That's your solution? Have a cookie?"

"Because if you've got the wit, you can make anything into a melody, ultimately."

"His foe was folly and his weapon wit."

"Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade."

"Oh, I can't help quoting you, because everything that you said rings true."

"There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words."

"When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take my brain out to give him a transplant. Bad part is we don't have any."

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