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Janice Dickinson

"I'm keeping my acerbic wit completely fueled."

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"I'm keeping my acerbic wit completely fueled."

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"I am often the brunt of my own humor."

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"If it works, it will be plenty dramatic. And I suppose that if it doesn't work, it will be even more dramatic, what with the blast.""David, I think you just made a joke."He frowned, utterly perplexed. "Did I?"

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"You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready."

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"Make the doors upon a woman's wit,and it will out at the casement;shut that, and 'twill out at the key-hole;stop that, 'twill fly with the smoke out at the chimney."

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"When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take my brain out to give him a transplant. Bad part is we don't have any."

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"Take a pinch of snuff, doctor, and acknowledge that I have scored over you in your example."

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"This is a lot more satisfying," he said, "when I have intelligent life whom I can render awed, rapt with attention for my clever verbosity."The ugly lizard-crab-thing on the next rock over clicked its claw, an almost hesitant sound."Your right, of course," Wit said. "My usual audience isn't particularly intelligent. That was also the obvious joke, however, so shame on you."

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Akiroq Brost

"Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade."

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"You still awake?' asked the anesthetist.'Nope,' I replied."

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"That's your solution? Have a cookie?"

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