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"I'm keeping my acerbic wit completely fueled."
Wit
"People identify with me - everyone does - African American women, Caucasian women, they all identify with me because I'm ethnic."
Woman
"I have a very vivid imagination."
Imagination
"Beauty opened all the doors; it got me things I didn't even know I wanted, and things I certainly didn't deserve."
Beauty
"Self-help books are for the birds. Self-help groups are where it's at."
Birds
"My first job was for a blue jean company as a sitting model. I posed for 15 minutes and made $50. It was 1976."
Company
"But you see, that's the gilded prison of fashion. We're riding in private jets, and meantime I was so incredibly, painfully sad and lonely."
Fashion
"What's my motto when it comes to money? Don't put so much emphasis on it!"
Money
"I had to fight like hell to convince people I was beautiful in my own Polish half-breed way."
People
"I have to wake up and drink chamomile tea to slow down."
Tea
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"My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she'll end up taking over."
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"Look, he's winding up the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike."
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Personal Development
"I'm keeping my acerbic wit completely fueled."
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Personal Development
"The Cardinal is at his wit's end - it is true that he had not far to go."
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"This is a lot more satisfying," he said, "when I have intelligent life whom I can render awed, rapt with attention for my clever verbosity."The ugly lizard-crab-thing on the next rock over clicked its claw, an almost hesitant sound."Your right, of course," Wit said. "My usual audience isn't particularly intelligent. That was also the obvious joke, however, so shame on you."
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"The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles."
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Personal Development
"Digression is the soul of wit. Take the philosophic asides away from Dante, Milton or Hamlet's father's ghost and what stays is dry bones."
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"And are you going to explain why you consider competing with me to be the most sincere form of compliment? "Of course I am, Lightsong said. "My dear, have you ever known me to make an inflammatorily ridiculous statement without providing an equally ridiculous explanation to substantiate it? "Of course not, she agreed. "You are nothing if not exhaustive in your self-congratulatory made-up logic. "I am rather exceptional in that regard."
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"Take a pinch of snuff, doctor, and acknowledge that I have scored over you in your example."
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"Wit must be foiled by wit: cut a diamond with a diamond."
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