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"To make dollars from cents you have to have sense."
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"A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it."
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"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."
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"The price we have to pay for money is sometimes liberty."
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"Nothing induces me to read a novel except when I have to make money by writing about it. I detest them."
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"To understand someone, find out how he spends his money."
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"Egoism and Money [Goddess of wealth; Lakshmi] are very much at odds [have great enmity]. There should be just enough egoism to accomplish one's work. Beyond that, any expanded egoism and money have great enmity. Money (Lakshmi) stays away from it."
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"Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having."
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"When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money."
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"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."
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"Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy."
Money
"I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it."
Right
"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
Money
"My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic."
Father
"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
Happiness
"It's all in the mind, you know."
Mind
"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."
Marriage
"I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens."
Dying
"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."
God
"Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order."
Order
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