"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock."

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Bette Davis, American Actress

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"There's a correlation between the number of digits on a man's bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for."

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"Just make as much money as you can, but try your best not to rob or get robbed, it will sweep all that you have and leave your hands empty."

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"No money is better spent than what is laid out for domestic satisfaction."

Samuel Johnson, English Author

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"Man is smart - If money would have grown on trees, we would have used green leaves as money."

Amit Kalantri, Indian Author

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"To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given a chance to create, is the meat and potatoes of life. The money is the gravy."

"Writing is not the easiest way to make a living. Your work long hours, usually all by yourself. It is not a way to make money."

"When you do portraits professionally it's not a desire, it's for money."

"I'd met a woman and I got married, but the money ran out right away. I hadn't had a job for seven months, and it just came over me that I was never going to work again. It hit me."

"There's a correlation between the number of digits on a man's bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for."

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"It is only if the primary or only reason you do what you do is to make money that you will envy every random person who made or makes a lot of money (or money that exceeds what you made or make)."

"Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong men; a child, old men; an ignorant man, knowledgeable men; and for a dwarf to control giants."

"Man is smart - If money would have grown on trees, we would have used green leaves as money."

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