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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Car,

"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."

"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
Car,

"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."

"I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy."
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"With the war and everything that's going on, unless you're Susan Sarandon, the best route is to keep your mouth shut. For me it is, anyway!"
War,
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