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"My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects."

Les Dawson, English Comedian

Time, Sex, Wife

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"My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects."

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"My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects."

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