Les Dawson Quotes

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Les Dawson was an English comedian born on February 2, 1931. He became famous for his unique brand of humor, characterized by his witty one-liners and comedic timing. Dawson's career spanned several decades, during which he appeared on numerous television shows and comedy specials. He was known for his ability to connect with audiences and often incorporated music into his performances. Les Dawson passed away on June 10, 1993, but he is remembered as one of Britain's beloved comedic talents.

"I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps."

"I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps."

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"My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects."

"My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects."

Time, Sex, Wife

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"Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up."

"Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up."

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"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'"

"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'"

Men, Mother, Help

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"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own."

"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own."

Living, Trouble

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