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Rodney Dangerfield

"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."

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"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."

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Amber Hurdle

"None are more unjust in their judgments of others than those who have a high opinion of themselves."

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"As long one is not able to let go of the insistence on a certain opinion [faith, sect], he has not earned the right for Moksha [Ultimate Liberation]. He is not worthy of Moksha if he is in the sect. He is only worthy of material happiness; he is worthy of a celestial life."

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Amber Hurdle

"Prejudice - a vagrant opinion without visible means of support."

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Amber Hurdle

"I hated the royal wedding."

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Amber Hurdle

"They can say I have an opinion about something."

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Amber Hurdle

"Everyone should have their own opinion and be able to voice it. No matter what it is. Of course, that does not mean your opinion is always right. But, you're certainly entitled to your opinion."

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Amber Hurdle

"I wanted this to have as wide an audience as possible. I didn't want to get an X rating, because in my opinion once that happens you X-out everyone else."

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Amber Hurdle

"In my opinion, Jackie is the greatest female athlete ever."

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Amber Hurdle

"One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed."

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"Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them."

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"I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it."
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"At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't."
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"With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me."
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"We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together."
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