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Rodney Dangerfield

"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."

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"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."

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"I get depressed with these fluffy dragons and noble elves. Elves were never noble. They were cruel bastards. And I dislike heroes. You can't trust the buggers. They always let you down. I don't believe in the natural nobility of kings, because a large percentage of them in our history have turned out to be power-crazed idiots. And I certainly don't believe in the wisdom of wizards. I've worked with their modern equivalents, and I know what I'm talking about."

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"As long one is not able to let go of the insistence on a certain opinion [faith, sect], he has not earned the right for Moksha [Ultimate Liberation]. He is not worthy of Moksha if he is in the sect. He is only worthy of material happiness; he is worthy of a celestial life."

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"If you must tell me your opinions, tell me what you believe in. I have plenty of doubts of my own."

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"He never chooses an opinion; he just wears whatever happens to be in style."

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"One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed."

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"Plus d'un qui n'a pu liberer ses propres chaines a su pourtant en liberer son ami."

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