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Rodney Dangerfield

"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."

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"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."

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Amber Hurdle

"I hated the royal wedding."

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"I have before me a newspaper slip on which a writer expresses the opinion that no one should be allowed to possess more than one million dollars' worth of property."

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Amber Hurdle

"Unless you are unique, your opinion goes out the window."

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Amber Hurdle

"Also, differences of opinion can be creatively stimulating as well as frustrating."

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Amber Hurdle

"My original opinion still stands. I don't think he should have put it out."

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Amber Hurdle

"I consider myself to be an inept pianist, a bad singer, and a merely competent songwriter. What I do, in my opinion, is by no means extraordinary."

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Amber Hurdle

"Everyone is entitled to our opinion."

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"I haven't any right to criticize books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticize Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Every time I read Pride and Prejudice I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone."

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Amber Hurdle

"I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts."

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Amber Hurdle

"Just because they disagree, doesn't mean you ain't right."

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