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"Once they're on paper, they're gone. I like to do as much with the words, as far as image goes."

"I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless."
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"I consider looseness with words no less of a defect than looseness of the bowels."

"I won't mention the word tired. This is the 20th century and I can go around a little faster."
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"I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast."


"When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.'"


"I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was 'woman."


"I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator."
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