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Steven Wright

"What's another word for Thesaurus?"

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Donna Grant

"It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind."

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Donna Grant

"The word of my lord is the sword for world."

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Donna Grant

"My word fly up my thoughts remain below: Words without thoughts never to heaven go."

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Donna Grant

"The world's most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife."

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Donna Grant

"But words - words are not enough!"

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Donna Grant

"And it should be the law: If you use the word "paradigm" without knowing what the dictionary says it means, you go to jail. No exceptions."

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Donna Grant

"The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently."

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Donna Grant

"Everything that Traffic ever did, I'd give Steve a complete lyric, titled, written out with the verse, the bridge, the shape and rhyme and then Steve had to figure out how the meter of the words would fit musically."

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Donna Grant

"My buildings don't speak in words but by means of their own spaciousness."

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Donna Grant

"I was a brat. It was crazy, I was very picky. In other words, I didn't take advantage of what was happening."

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Steven Wright
"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."

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Steven Wright
"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."

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Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

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Steven Wright
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."

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Steven Wright
"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."

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Steven Wright
"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."

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Steven Wright
"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."

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Steven Wright
"I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything."

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Steven Wright
"I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side."

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Steven Wright
"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."

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