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"Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'."
"Yes and, you know, I can't use the nice words anymore because I used to chicken out by using them. I used to call myself plus size, used to call myself chubby. I used to call myself overweight."
"Hence it happens that one takes words for concepts, and concepts for the things themselves."
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"When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?""
"I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out."
"When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year.I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety."
"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"
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