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Quotes by Dramatist

"Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else."

"One way of looking at speech is to say it is a constant stratagem to cover nakedness."

"For I am born to tame you, Kate,And bring you from a wild Kate to a KateComfortable as other household Kates."

"Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few."

"True, I am young, but for souls nobly born valor doesn't await the passing of years."

"You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?""

"If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself up as a warning and not as an example."

"I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashion."

"This fellow is wise enough to play the fool;And to do that well craves a kind of wit:He must observe their mood on whom he jests,The quality of persons, and the time,And, like the haggard, check at every featherThat comes before his eye. This is a practiseAs full of labour as a wise man's artFor folly that he wisely shows is fit;But wise men, folly-fall'n, quite taint their wit."

"I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't."

"Would Hamlet have felt the delicious fascination of suicide if he hadn't had an audience, and lines to speak?"

"Most dangerous is that temptation that doth goad us on to sin in loving virtue."

"I believe an international criminal court is very much to be desired."

"Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception."

"But man, proud man,Dress'd in a little brief authority,Most ignorant of what he's most assur'd-His glassy essence-like an angry apePlays such fantastic tricks before high heavenAs makes the angels weep; who, with our spleens,Would all themselves laugh mortal."

"It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious."

"Let me embrace thee, sour adversity, for wise men say it is the wisest course."

"Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton."

"No one has ever written, painted, sculpted, modeled, built, or invented except literally to get out of hell."
Hell,

"You can be young without money but you can't be old without it."
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