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Quotes by Dramatist

"Mendacity is a system that we live in. Liquor is one way out an death's the other."

"A writer is not a confectioner, a cosmetic dealer, or an entertainer."

"Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow."

"Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."


"Well, there's no one at all, they do be saying, but is deserving of some punishment from the very minute of his birth."

"An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb won't have a hydrant beside it."

"How you can sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can't make out. You seem to me to be perfectly heartless.""Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.""I say it's perfectly heartless your eating muffins at all, under the circumstances."

"A truth that disheartens because it is true is of more value than the most stimulating of falsehoods."

"You can be young without money but you can't be old without it."

"Advertising has done more to cause the social unrest of the 20th century than any other single factor."

"Technological man can't believe in anything that can't be measured, taped, or put into a computer."

"As I grow to understand life less and less I grow to love it more and more."

"We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off."

"Just vengeance does not call for punishment."

"But beauty, real beauty, ends where an intellectual expression begins. Intellect is in itself a mode of exaggeration, and destroys the harmony of any face."

"Morality does not help me. I am a born antinomian. I am one of those who are made for exceptions, not for laws. But while I see that there is nothing wrong in what one does, I see that there is something wrong in what one becomes. It is well to have learned that."

"Young men's love then lies not truly in their hearts, but in their eyes."

"The world is, of course, nothing but our conception of it."

"The secret of remaining young is never to have an emotion that is unbecoming."
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