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Wilson Mizner

"The first hundred years are the hardest."

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"The first hundred years are the hardest."

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"We were engaged three-and-a-half weeks after the first date."

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"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

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"It is strange how one feels drawn forward without knowing at first where one is going."

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"First thing I did when I found out I made it into the top 13 is I tried not to faint and you know, I took it all in and I really looked at the crowd and said a big 'thank you'."

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"The first band I was in, I think was called The Strangers. I got the sack because I was too small!"

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"There is no formula to it. Writing every song is a little journey. The first note has to lift you."

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"The first lady is, and always has been, an unpaid public servant elected by one person, her husband."

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"If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone."

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"Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does."

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"When I first heard that song, it was a ballad but it had a lot more. It felt like a gospel song when I first heard it and it just moved me."

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"Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him."
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"I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own."
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"A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something."
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