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Quotes by English Authors

"You will find that the woman who is really kind to dogs is always one who has failed to inspire sympathy in men."
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Max Beerbohm
"You will find that the woman who is really kind to dogs is always one who has failed to inspire sympathy in men."
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"Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius."
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Edward Gibbon
"Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius."
"Yet thousands of slaves throughout the southern states are thus handed over by the masters who own them to masters who do not; and it does not require much demonstration to prove that their estate is not always the more gracious."
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Fanny Kemble
"Yet thousands of slaves throughout the southern states are thus handed over by the masters who own them to masters who do not; and it does not require much demonstration to prove that their estate is not always the more gracious."
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"Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them."
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Terry Pratchett
"Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them."
"The more books we read, the clearer it becomes that the true function of a writer is to produce a masterpiece and that no other task is of any consequence."
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Cyril Connolly
"The more books we read, the clearer it becomes that the true function of a writer is to produce a masterpiece and that no other task is of any consequence."
"To myself I am only a child playing on the beach, while vast oceans of truth lie undiscovered before me."
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Isaac Newton
"To myself I am only a child playing on the beach, while vast oceans of truth lie undiscovered before me."
"The author himself is the best judge of his own performance; none has so deeply meditated on the subject; none is so sincerely interested in the event."
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Edward Gibbon
"The author himself is the best judge of his own performance; none has so deeply meditated on the subject; none is so sincerely interested in the event."
"Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean, where's it all going to end?"
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Tom Stoppard
"Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean, where's it all going to end?"
"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."
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Alfred Hitchcock
"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."
"The worst vice of the solitary is the worship of his food."
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Cyril Connolly
"The worst vice of the solitary is the worship of his food."
"I doubt whether any girl would be satisfied with her lover's mind if she knew the whole of it."
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Anthony Trollope
"I doubt whether any girl would be satisfied with her lover's mind if she knew the whole of it."
"France, famed in all great arts, in none supreme."
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Matthew Arnold
"France, famed in all great arts, in none supreme."
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"Religion, you know, enters very deep; in reality it is the deepest impression I have in speaking to people, that they are or that they are not of my religion."
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Gerard Manley Hopkins
"Religion, you know, enters very deep; in reality it is the deepest impression I have in speaking to people, that they are or that they are not of my religion."
"There are no rewards or punishments - only consequences."
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William Ralph Inge
"There are no rewards or punishments - only consequences."
"You find yourself repeating, 'They grow up so quickly, don't they?' when all you really mean is: time goes faster for me nowadays."
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Julian Barnes
"You find yourself repeating, 'They grow up so quickly, don't they?' when all you really mean is: time goes faster for me nowadays."
"A couple of flop plays, a death in the family, and it could all collapse."
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Patrick Marber
"A couple of flop plays, a death in the family, and it could all collapse."
"Walter, who had been in the lead all day, was the first to scramble up; a native Alaskan, he is the first human being to set foot upon the top of Alaska's great mountain, and he had well earned the lifelong distinction."
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Hudson Stuck
"Walter, who had been in the lead all day, was the first to scramble up; a native Alaskan, he is the first human being to set foot upon the top of Alaska's great mountain, and he had well earned the lifelong distinction."
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"I suppose when they reach a certain age some men are afraid to grow up. It seems the older the men get, the younger their new wives get."
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Elizabeth Taylor
"I suppose when they reach a certain age some men are afraid to grow up. It seems the older the men get, the younger their new wives get."
"There is no human bliss equal to twelve hours of work with only six hours in which to do it."
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Anthony Trollope
"There is no human bliss equal to twelve hours of work with only six hours in which to do it."
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"He was always in a sort of fever because he was dropping behind schedule with his daily acts of kindness. However hard he tried, he'd fall behind; and then you would find him prowling about the house, setting such a clip to try and catch up with himself that Easeby was rapidly becoming a perfect hell for man and beast."
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P. G. Wodehouse
"He was always in a sort of fever because he was dropping behind schedule with his daily acts of kindness. However hard he tried, he'd fall behind; and then you would find him prowling about the house, setting such a clip to try and catch up with himself that Easeby was rapidly becoming a perfect hell for man and beast."
"He was the average guy. Maurice, I think, reflected every man."
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Barry Gibb
"He was the average guy. Maurice, I think, reflected every man."
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"Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected."
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Charles Lamb
"Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected."
"Chemistry has been termed by the physicist as the messy part of physics, but that is no reason why the physicists should be permitted to make a mess of chemistry when they invade it."
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Frederick Soddy
"Chemistry has been termed by the physicist as the messy part of physics, but that is no reason why the physicists should be permitted to make a mess of chemistry when they invade it."
"One rich Man hath Lands, not only more than he can manage, but so much, that letting them out to others, he is supplied with a large over-plus, so needs no farther care."
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Dudley North
"One rich Man hath Lands, not only more than he can manage, but so much, that letting them out to others, he is supplied with a large over-plus, so needs no farther care."
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"The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."
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John Stuart Mill
"The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."
"Be daring, be different, be impractical, be anything that will assert integrity of purpose and imaginative vision against the play-it-safers, the creatures of the commonplace, the slaves of the ordinary."
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Cecil Beaton
"Be daring, be different, be impractical, be anything that will assert integrity of purpose and imaginative vision against the play-it-safers, the creatures of the commonplace, the slaves of the ordinary."
"Speech is human nature itself, with none of the artificiality of written language."
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Alfred North Whitehead
"Speech is human nature itself, with none of the artificiality of written language."
"Nothing has changed in our relationship with East West. We have no relationship with East West. We've been withholding our labour for almost seven years now."
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Andrew Eldritch
"Nothing has changed in our relationship with East West. We have no relationship with East West. We've been withholding our labour for almost seven years now."
"One reason the human race has such a low opinion of itself is that it gets so much of its wisdom from writers."
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Wilfrid Sheed
"One reason the human race has such a low opinion of itself is that it gets so much of its wisdom from writers."
"One of the advantages of appearing in such a play is that you begin to understand it properly, I feel Ophelia's tragedy was that she had been so used by everybody and felt that she bore a great burden of guilt."
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Lalla Ward
"One of the advantages of appearing in such a play is that you begin to understand it properly, I feel Ophelia's tragedy was that she had been so used by everybody and felt that she bore a great burden of guilt."
"I'd like to know about some of the things that they teach down there, like building a lake. If I ever wanted to build a lake, I'd like to know how to do it."
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Tom Felton
"I'd like to know about some of the things that they teach down there, like building a lake. If I ever wanted to build a lake, I'd like to know how to do it."
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"But, on the other hand, the occasional and precarious dripping of coppers has by no means a genial effect."
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James Payn
"But, on the other hand, the occasional and precarious dripping of coppers has by no means a genial effect."
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"I adored my birth father and constantly worried that I was being disloyal to him and his schoolteacher roots if I spent too much time performing and enjoying it."
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Julie Andrews
"I adored my birth father and constantly worried that I was being disloyal to him and his schoolteacher roots if I spent too much time performing and enjoying it."
"A soul preoccupied with great ideas best performs small duties."
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Harriet Martineau
"A soul preoccupied with great ideas best performs small duties."
"But I don't sit down at dinner and have clever ideas."
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Mark Rylance
"But I don't sit down at dinner and have clever ideas."
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"The world judge of men by their ability in their profession, and we judge of ourselves by the same test: for it is on that on which our success in life depends."
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William Hazlitt
"The world judge of men by their ability in their profession, and we judge of ourselves by the same test: for it is on that on which our success in life depends."
"On the choice of friends, Our good or evil name depends."
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John Gay
"On the choice of friends, Our good or evil name depends."
"My tears will keep no channel, know no laws to guide their streams, but like the waves, their cause, run with disturbance till they swallow me as a description of his misery."
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John Cleveland
"My tears will keep no channel, know no laws to guide their streams, but like the waves, their cause, run with disturbance till they swallow me as a description of his misery."
"Men seem to think that page 3 girls are only interested in money. Money doesn't impress me at all. Not in the slightest."
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Katie Price
"Men seem to think that page 3 girls are only interested in money. Money doesn't impress me at all. Not in the slightest."
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"I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them."
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Alfred Hitchcock
"I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them."
"'Tis the voice of the sluggard; I heard him complain, you have waked me too soon, I must slumber again."
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Isaac Watts
"'Tis the voice of the sluggard; I heard him complain, you have waked me too soon, I must slumber again."
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"Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through."
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Anthony Burgess
"Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through."
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"Part of me looks at the gay movement now and worries that we're losing our individuality."
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Boy George
"Part of me looks at the gay movement now and worries that we're losing our individuality."
"The man who bears my name, and who claims to be me, was born on July 15, 1865, the sixth in a family of seven. He was an ugly child, and remained ugly till his eighteenth year, when his looks gradually improved."
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Laurence Housman
"The man who bears my name, and who claims to be me, was born on July 15, 1865, the sixth in a family of seven. He was an ugly child, and remained ugly till his eighteenth year, when his looks gradually improved."
"The conscience of the world is so guilty that it always assumes that people who investigate heresies must be heretics; just as if a doctor who studies leprosy must be a leper. Indeed, it is only recently that science has been allowed to study anything without reproach."
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Aleister Crowley
"The conscience of the world is so guilty that it always assumes that people who investigate heresies must be heretics; just as if a doctor who studies leprosy must be a leper. Indeed, it is only recently that science has been allowed to study anything without reproach."
"My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7."
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David Beckham
"My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7."
"I write with a mouse, because it has no psychological associations or memories or habits associated with it."
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Fred Frith
"I write with a mouse, because it has no psychological associations or memories or habits associated with it."
"I owe my solitude to other people."
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Alan Watts
"I owe my solitude to other people."
"What terrified me will terrify others; and I need only describe the spectre which had haunted my midnight pillow."
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Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
"What terrified me will terrify others; and I need only describe the spectre which had haunted my midnight pillow."
"There are a lot better musicians than me out there that just haven't had the luck to fall into everything like I have."
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Glenn Tipton
"There are a lot better musicians than me out there that just haven't had the luck to fall into everything like I have."
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