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Quotes by British Authors

"I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order."
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Eric Morecambe
"I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order."
"Three passions simple but overwhelmingly strong have governed my life: the longing for love the search for knowledge and unbearable pity for the suffering of mankind."
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Bertrand Russell
"Three passions simple but overwhelmingly strong have governed my life: the longing for love the search for knowledge and unbearable pity for the suffering of mankind."
"If art does not enlarge men's sympathies, it does nothing morally."
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George Eliot
"If art does not enlarge men's sympathies, it does nothing morally."
"It's when you smell the breeze, taste the salt and feel the waves beneath your feet that you truly know that you are alive."
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Anthony T. Hincks
"It's when you smell the breeze, taste the salt and feel the waves beneath your feet that you truly know that you are alive."
"I personally don't have a problem with naked bodies on television."
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Lesley-Anne Down
"I personally don't have a problem with naked bodies on television."
"I have learned now that while those who speak about one's miseries usually hurt, those who keep silence hurt more."
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C. S. Lewis
"I have learned now that while those who speak about one's miseries usually hurt, those who keep silence hurt more."
"Cats are connoisseurs of comfort."
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James Herriot
"Cats are connoisseurs of comfort."
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"If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom, and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will lose that too."
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W. Somerset Maugham
"If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom, and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will lose that too."
"Fiction can show you a different world. It can take you somewhere you've never been. Once you've visited other worlds, like those who ate fairy fruit, you can never be entirely content with the world that you grew up in. Discontent is a good thing: discontented people can modify and improve their worlds, leave them better, leave them different."
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Neil Gaiman
"Fiction can show you a different world. It can take you somewhere you've never been. Once you've visited other worlds, like those who ate fairy fruit, you can never be entirely content with the world that you grew up in. Discontent is a good thing: discontented people can modify and improve their worlds, leave them better, leave them different."
"The most conservative man in this world is the British trade unionist when you want to change him."
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Ernest Bevin
"The most conservative man in this world is the British trade unionist when you want to change him."
"I may not understand, but I am willing to admire."
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Anthony Hope
"I may not understand, but I am willing to admire."
"I think to be driven to want to kill must be such a terrible burden."
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Ruth Rendell
"I think to be driven to want to kill must be such a terrible burden."
"If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'"
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Alexei Sayle
"If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'"
"I can say that I never knew what joy was like until I gave up pursuing happiness, or cared to live until I chose to die. For these two discoveries I am beholden to Jesus."
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Malcolm Muggeridge
"I can say that I never knew what joy was like until I gave up pursuing happiness, or cared to live until I chose to die. For these two discoveries I am beholden to Jesus."
"The history of the Church of Rome is a constant leakage of members into such breakaway cults, which go on splitting."
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Mary Douglas
"The history of the Church of Rome is a constant leakage of members into such breakaway cults, which go on splitting."
"A close associate of his gave an interview in which the book was described as quotes 'fiction from being to end'. I suffered trial by tabloid for a couple of weeks, lots of insults in the press, in the columns - this man should be put in the tower and so on."
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Anthony Holden
"A close associate of his gave an interview in which the book was described as quotes 'fiction from being to end'. I suffered trial by tabloid for a couple of weeks, lots of insults in the press, in the columns - this man should be put in the tower and so on."
"Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons."
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Bertrand Russell
"Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons."
"As soon as the news of the Cabot voyages reached the King of Portugal he arranged to send an expedition of discovery to the far north-west, perhaps to find a northern sea route to Eastern Asia."
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Harry Johnston
"As soon as the news of the Cabot voyages reached the King of Portugal he arranged to send an expedition of discovery to the far north-west, perhaps to find a northern sea route to Eastern Asia."
"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night."
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Marie Corelli
"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night."
"You're Hell's Angels, then? What chapter are you from?''REVELATIONS. CHAPTER SIX."
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Neil Gaiman
"You're Hell's Angels, then? What chapter are you from?''REVELATIONS. CHAPTER SIX."
"I have always had a dread of becoming a passenger in life."
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Princess Margaret
"I have always had a dread of becoming a passenger in life."
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"Seldom, very seldom, does complete truth belong to any human disclosure; seldom can it happen that something is not a little disguised, or a little mistaken."
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Jane Austen
"Seldom, very seldom, does complete truth belong to any human disclosure; seldom can it happen that something is not a little disguised, or a little mistaken."
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"You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as you dominant aspiration."
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James Allen
"You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as you dominant aspiration."
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"I may not have proved a great explorer, but we have done the greatest march ever made and come very near to great success."
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Robert Falcon Scott
"I may not have proved a great explorer, but we have done the greatest march ever made and come very near to great success."
"Life seems but a quick succession of busy nothings."
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Jane Austen
"Life seems but a quick succession of busy nothings."
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"Conflict is the beginning of consciousness."
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M. Esther Harding
"Conflict is the beginning of consciousness."
"My mind rebels at stagnation. Give me problems, give me work, give me the most abstruse cryptogram, or the most intricate analysis, and I am in my own proper atmosphere. But I abhor the dull routine of existence. I crave for mental exaltation."
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Arthur Conan Doyle
"My mind rebels at stagnation. Give me problems, give me work, give me the most abstruse cryptogram, or the most intricate analysis, and I am in my own proper atmosphere. But I abhor the dull routine of existence. I crave for mental exaltation."
"Bob Dylan has a way with words that simply blows me away. When he forgets his lyrics he just makes up new ones on the spot, that is what I called talented!"
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Gavin Rossdale
"Bob Dylan has a way with words that simply blows me away. When he forgets his lyrics he just makes up new ones on the spot, that is what I called talented!"
"The road to success and the road to failure are almost exactly the same."
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Colin R. Davis
"The road to success and the road to failure are almost exactly the same."
"A mistress never is nor can be a friend. While you agree, you are lovers; and when it is over, anything but friends."
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Lord Byron
"A mistress never is nor can be a friend. While you agree, you are lovers; and when it is over, anything but friends."
"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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Arthur Conan Doyle
"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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"Those who make some other person their job... are dangerous."
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Dorothy L. Sayers
"Those who make some other person their job... are dangerous."
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"Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution."
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Bertrand Russell
"Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution."
"CORALINE'S STORYTHERE WAS A GIRL HER NAME WAS APPLE. SHE USED TO DANCE A LOT. SHE DANCED AND DANCED UNTIL HER FEET TURND INTO SOSSAJES. THE END."
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Neil Gaiman
"CORALINE'S STORYTHERE WAS A GIRL HER NAME WAS APPLE. SHE USED TO DANCE A LOT. SHE DANCED AND DANCED UNTIL HER FEET TURND INTO SOSSAJES. THE END."
"If you live in a squalid environment, then of course you are going to want to get out of it, you are probably going to want to get into the country, because that's what it does."
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Richard Rogers
"If you live in a squalid environment, then of course you are going to want to get out of it, you are probably going to want to get into the country, because that's what it does."
"I have nothing to do with the selection of stories. I'm the reporter."
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Kate Adie
"I have nothing to do with the selection of stories. I'm the reporter."
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"In order to win you must be prepared to lose sometime. And leave one or two cards showing."
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Van Morrison
"In order to win you must be prepared to lose sometime. And leave one or two cards showing."
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"The method of 'postulating' what we want has many advantages , they are the same as the advantages of theft over honest toil."
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Bertrand Russell
"The method of 'postulating' what we want has many advantages , they are the same as the advantages of theft over honest toil."
"Advocates of capitalism are very apt to appeal to the sacred principles of liberty, which are embodied in one maxim: The fortunate must not be restrained in the exercise of tyranny over the unfortunate."
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Bertrand Russell
"Advocates of capitalism are very apt to appeal to the sacred principles of liberty, which are embodied in one maxim: The fortunate must not be restrained in the exercise of tyranny over the unfortunate."
"Fly (poem from the book Blue Bridge)Delicate, / butterfly winged, / we vainly push against the sky, / each trying to find our place.Yes, we are going to die, / let's not beat about the bush. / Maybe today, maybe tomorrow, / maybe even years from now. Meanwhile, / we have someone who loves us, / someone to love. / Surely there is no need to hesitate."
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Jay Woodman
"Fly (poem from the book Blue Bridge)Delicate, / butterfly winged, / we vainly push against the sky, / each trying to find our place.Yes, we are going to die, / let's not beat about the bush. / Maybe today, maybe tomorrow, / maybe even years from now. Meanwhile, / we have someone who loves us, / someone to love. / Surely there is no need to hesitate."
"It's both funny and sad which seem to me to be the two basic ingredients of good comedy."
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Tony Hancock
"It's both funny and sad which seem to me to be the two basic ingredients of good comedy."
"I need Christ, not something that resembles Him."
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C. S. Lewis
"I need Christ, not something that resembles Him."
"The theory of cultural bias... is the idea that a culture is based on a particular form of organization. It can't be transplanted except to another variant of that organization."
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Mary Douglas
"The theory of cultural bias... is the idea that a culture is based on a particular form of organization. It can't be transplanted except to another variant of that organization."
"A normal fighter in the street fights in a different way than a disciplined boxer, but a boxer is from the other world, it's a big difference. A boxer can throw a six-inch punch. A six-inch punch can knock you clean down. I'm very wary of those boxers, I can tell you. If you get a boxer that can street fight and he mixes it together then it makes a lethal combination! I mixed boxing and street fighting in to a cocktail and when I knocked them down I kept them down by use of the boot."
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Stephen Richards
"A normal fighter in the street fights in a different way than a disciplined boxer, but a boxer is from the other world, it's a big difference. A boxer can throw a six-inch punch. A six-inch punch can knock you clean down. I'm very wary of those boxers, I can tell you. If you get a boxer that can street fight and he mixes it together then it makes a lethal combination! I mixed boxing and street fighting in to a cocktail and when I knocked them down I kept them down by use of the boot."
"Firstly you must always implicitly obey orders, without attempting to form any opinion of your own regarding their propriety. Secondly, you must consider every man your enemy who speaks ill of your king; and thirdly you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil."
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Horatio Nelson
"Firstly you must always implicitly obey orders, without attempting to form any opinion of your own regarding their propriety. Secondly, you must consider every man your enemy who speaks ill of your king; and thirdly you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil."
"The mark of a true professional is giving more than you get."
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Robert Kirby
"The mark of a true professional is giving more than you get."
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"Great leaders are willing to sacrifice the numbers to save the people. Poor leaders sacrifice the people to save the numbers."
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Simon Sinek
"Great leaders are willing to sacrifice the numbers to save the people. Poor leaders sacrifice the people to save the numbers."
"Men who borrow their opinions can never repay their debts."
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Edward F. Halifax
"Men who borrow their opinions can never repay their debts."
"We read to know we are not alone."
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C. S. Lewis
"We read to know we are not alone."
"I want paint to work as flesh."
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Lucian Freud
"I want paint to work as flesh."
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