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"The Cardinal is at his wit's end - it is true that he had not far to go."
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"I am often the brunt of my own humor."
"Make the doors upon a woman's wit,and it will out at the casement;shut that, and 'twill out at the key-hole;stop that, 'twill fly with the smoke out at the chimney."
"When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take my brain out to give him a transplant. Bad part is we don't have any."
"Take a pinch of snuff, doctor, and acknowledge that I have scored over you in your example."
"This is a lot more satisfying," he said, "when I have intelligent life whom I can render awed, rapt with attention for my clever verbosity."The ugly lizard-crab-thing on the next rock over clicked its claw, an almost hesitant sound."Your right, of course," Wit said. "My usual audience isn't particularly intelligent. That was also the obvious joke, however, so shame on you."
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"Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life."
"I have a great mind to believe in Christianity for the mere pleasure of fancying I may be damned."
"Death, so called, is a thing which makes men weep, And yet a third of life is passed in sleep."
"I have not loved the world nor the world me I have not flatter'd its rank breath nor bow'd To its idolatries a patient knee."
"For in itself a thought, a slumbering thought, is capable of years, and curdles a long life into one hour."
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