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Will Quotes


"My countrymen have commissioned a bust of the Republic. It will be placed on the fountain of my native town."
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"The efforts you make will surely be rewarded. If not, then you are simply not ready to call them efforts."
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"Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a person as if he were where he could be and should be, and he will become what he could be and should be."
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"Look at a stone cutter hammering away at his rock, perhaps a hundred times without as much as a crack showing in it. Yet at the hundred-and-first blow it will split in two, and I know it was not the last blow that did it, but all that had gone before."
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"For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more."
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"When a 'Life of Brian' comes out with Muhammad in the lead role, directed by an Arab equivalent of Theo van Gogh, it will be a huge step forward."
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"Never do things others can do and will do if there are things others cannot do or will not do."
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"We still have a lot of international partner modules that need to get up there to make it truly the international structure that it will be, and that's highly important; we need to get to where the crew size is bigger."
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"There is a joke that your hammer will always find nails to hit. I find that perfectly acceptable."
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"How will the approach of the Singularity spread across the human world view?"


"If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it."
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"I leave you my portrait so that you will have my presence all the days and nights that I am away from you."
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"You can't really say what is beautiful about a place, but the image of the place will remain vividly with you."
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"No amount of source-level verification or scrutiny will protect you from using untrusted code."
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"What happens often - although I'm not particularly a victim of this sort of thing - is that somebody will make a quote, or invent a remark and it gets printed, ends up on the 'net and it becomes currency. And some of them are so bizarre!"
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"Working with Woody Allen is like filming Howard Hughes's will. It's a very mysterious and strange event. You never get a peek at the whole will."
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"We're either going to save Ihe world or no one will be saved."


"Napoleon is a torrent which as yet we are unable to stem. Moscow will be the sponge that will suck him dry."
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"I will announce some of the tombs I found next to the great pyramid of Khufu. One is an intact tomb that I have not opened yet."
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"If you improve or tinker with something long enough, eventually it will break or malfunction."
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"If you have great talents, industry will improve them: if you have but moderate abilities, industry will supply their deficiency."
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"The new ruler must determine all the injuries that he will need to inflict. He must inflict them once and for all."
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"My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs."
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"I know a lot of reporters certainly will go to jail to defend confidential sources. Some have even gone to jail for an issue like this. But I can't say that's the norm."
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"It sounds corny, but I've promised my inner child that never again will I ever abandon myself for anything or anyone else again."
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"Friendships begun in this world will be taken up again, never to be broken off."



"I think the important thing about my appointment is not that I will decide cases as a woman, but that I am a woman who will get to decide cases."
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