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"If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it."
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"Do whatever you will, but first be such as are able to will."
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"Whoever battles with monsters had better see that it does not turn him into a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you."
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"I will listen to anyone's convictions, but pray keep your doubts to yourself."
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"The ear disapproves but tolerates certain musical pieces; transfer them into the domain of our nose, and we will be forced to flee."
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"Whoever feels predestined to see and not to believe will find all believers too noisy and pushy: he guards against them."
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"The will of God is good, acceptable and perfect."
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"Your will to success supersedes all other wills."
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"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you."
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"Look and you will find it - what is unsought will go undetected."
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"You can tell a lot about a person's priorities in life by reading their will."
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"I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team."
Politics

"A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it."
Health

"Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?"
Talk

"Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was."
Time

"You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it."
Society

"Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got."
Time

"So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The Man Who Wouldn't Die. I don't know if this is true or not, but I think some people, not many, are starting to wonder why I'm still around."
People

"Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before."
Tax

"Television has a real problem. They have no page two."
Television

"The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water."
Water
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