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"If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it."
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"I'm not a slave to anything anymore. And I never will be again."
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"Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya."
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"If we can really understand the problem, the answer will come out of it, because the answer is not separate from the problem."
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"George W. Bush will have to come to the UN and admit that he was wrong."
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"Who will observe the observers?"
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"Our forces will not be on the sidelines."
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"A pitcher will never be a big winner until he hates hitters."
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"Over the next four years, I will continue to listen to different views and accept different suggestions."
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"I don't really have anything against Will Young or Gareth Gates."
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"We will continue to be a big contributor to NATO and our interests will be more secure."
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"Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before."
Tax

"Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?"
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"Television has a real problem. They have no page two."
Television

"So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The Man Who Wouldn't Die. I don't know if this is true or not, but I think some people, not many, are starting to wonder why I'm still around."
People

"Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got."
Time

"Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was."
Time

"A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it."
Health

"This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security."
Age

"I worship the quicksand he walks in."
Admiration

"If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it."
Will
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