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"If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it."
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"I have some great stories and I will get around to writing a book."
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"Do well and you will have no need for ancestors."
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"It is the flash which appears, the thunderbolt will follow."
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"One who deceives will always find those who allow themselves to be deceived."
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"The new ruler must determine all the injuries that he will need to inflict. He must inflict them once and for all."
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"If and when we get married, only a completely opposite system will prevail."
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"Well, you might as well imitate your own program because if you don't, someone else will."
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"We cannot pass our guardian angel's bounds, resigned or sullen, he will hear our sighs."
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"If you see yourself as prosperous, you will be. If you see yourself as continually hard up, that is exactly what you will be."
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"It's through sheer will that I can sing."
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"The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water."
Water
"You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it."
Society
"I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team."
Politics
"Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was."
Time
"So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The Man Who Wouldn't Die. I don't know if this is true or not, but I think some people, not many, are starting to wonder why I'm still around."
People
"This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security."
Age
"Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before."
Tax
"Television has a real problem. They have no page two."
Television
"Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?"
Talk
"If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it."
Will
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