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"But when we have families, when we have children, this gives us a purpose for being, to protect our children, to avoid going to jail because if I'm in jail, who looks after my children, who's there for my wife?"
Ernie Hudson
"But when we have families, when we have children, this gives us a purpose for being, to protect our children, to avoid going to jail because if I'm in jail, who looks after my children, who's there for my wife?"
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"I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."
Frank Carson
"I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."
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"Agnes Darling, if such should be we never meet again, while firing my last shot, I will gently breathe the name of my wife - Agnes - and with wishes even for my enemies I will make the plunge and try to swim to the other shore."
Wild Bill Hickok
"Agnes Darling, if such should be we never meet again, while firing my last shot, I will gently breathe the name of my wife - Agnes - and with wishes even for my enemies I will make the plunge and try to swim to the other shore."
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"Although I had resigned my commission as an officer two years before, I immediately left Switzerland, accompanied by my wife, in order to report for duty. As it happened, a wire reached me a day later calling me to the colors."
Fritz Kreisler
"Although I had resigned my commission as an officer two years before, I immediately left Switzerland, accompanied by my wife, in order to report for duty. As it happened, a wire reached me a day later calling me to the colors."
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"Since I left basketball, and my wife, it's been a glorious feast of lovemaking."
Rick Fox
"Since I left basketball, and my wife, it's been a glorious feast of lovemaking."
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"My wife says that my tombstone will read, 'Here lies Mr.C, who used to be Mr.B.' So I think that's probably what I'll be remembered for."
Tom Bosley
"My wife says that my tombstone will read, 'Here lies Mr.C, who used to be Mr.B.' So I think that's probably what I'll be remembered for."
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"We had the boy's name picked out, but we didn't have a girl's. When he turned out to be a boy, we were so relieved. Literally, in the middle of contracting and pushing, and with my wife being drugged - out and half - lucid, we were still coming up with names."
Paul Reiser
"We had the boy's name picked out, but we didn't have a girl's. When he turned out to be a boy, we were so relieved. Literally, in the middle of contracting and pushing, and with my wife being drugged - out and half - lucid, we were still coming up with names."
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"Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife."
P. J. O'Rourke
"Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife."
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"My wife thinks I'm completely mad."
Malcolm Williamson
"My wife thinks I'm completely mad."
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"If I win, I'll take my wife and buy her a whole new wardrobe. If she's happy then I'll be happy."
Chris Daughtry
"If I win, I'll take my wife and buy her a whole new wardrobe. If she's happy then I'll be happy."
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"I think I hit the bottom when my wife left me while I was on the road."
Brian Welch
"I think I hit the bottom when my wife left me while I was on the road."
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"There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband."
Clifford Odets
"There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband."
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"We can't thank Dave enough. He could call me if my wife was about to have a baby and tell me he needed tonight for his show and I'd find some way to get her to let me head to New York."
Darius Rucker
"We can't thank Dave enough. He could call me if my wife was about to have a baby and tell me he needed tonight for his show and I'd find some way to get her to let me head to New York."
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"I prefer the word 'homemaker' because 'housewife' always implies that there may be a wife someplace else."
Bella Abzug
"I prefer the word 'homemaker' because 'housewife' always implies that there may be a wife someplace else."
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"A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife."
Thomas Fuller
"A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife."
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"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
Oscar Wilde
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
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"If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter."
Thomas Fuller
"If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter."
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"He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows."
Thomas Fuller
"He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows."
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"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
Will Rogers
"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
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