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Wife Quotes


"I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."



"Since I left basketball, and my wife, it's been a glorious feast of lovemaking."


"We had the boy's name picked out, but we didn't have a girl's. When he turned out to be a boy, we were so relieved. Literally, in the middle of contracting and pushing, and with my wife being drugged - out and half - lucid, we were still coming up with names."


"If I win, I'll take my wife and buy her a whole new wardrobe. If she's happy then I'll be happy."
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"I think I hit the bottom when my wife left me while I was on the road."


"There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband."


"We can't thank Dave enough. He could call me if my wife was about to have a baby and tell me he needed tonight for his show and I'd find some way to get her to let me head to New York."



"If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter."



"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
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