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"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
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Personal Development
"I know at the beginning of our careers, my wife and I were gut wrenchingly competitive."
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Personal Development
"Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first."
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Personal Development
"Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you."
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Personal Development
"A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together."
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Personal Development
"Do you want to be an artist and a writer, or a wife and a lover? With kids, your focus changes. I don't want to go to PTA meetings."
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Personal Development
"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."
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Personal Development
"I'm still very close friends with his first wife, Neile, who is now remarried."
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"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."
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"I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion."
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"All religions must be made child-proof. Our teachers' unions have done good work in this field, K through 12. Delaying first communions and bar mitzvahs until age 21 would be another positive step."
Religion
"Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us."
Government
"There are plenty of problems in the world, and doubtless climate change - or whatever the currently voguish phrase for it all is - certainly is one of them. But it's low on my list."
Awareness
"Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope."
Cows
"If you think health care is expensive now, just wait 'til it's free."
Health
"Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment."
Health
"Seriousness is stupidity sent to college."
College
"The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then they get elected and prove it."
Politics
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible."
Woman
"Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it."
Will
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