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"Now, if there's anything stupider than buddy lists, its lol. if anyone ever uses lol with me, i rip my computer right out of the wall and smash it over the nearest head. i mean, it's not like anyone is laughing out loud about the things they lol. i think it should be spelled loll. like what a lobotomized person's tongue does. loll. loll. i can't think anymore. loll. loll! or ttyl. bitch, you're not actually talking. that would require actual vocal contact or <3. you honestly think that looks like a heart? if you do, that's only because you'v never seen scrotum. (rofl! what? are you really rolling on the floor laughing? well, please stay down there a sec while i KICK YOUR ASS)"
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"There are orphanages," he exclaimed to himself, "for children who have lost their parents--oh! why, why, why, are there no harbours of refuge for grown men who have not yet lost them?"
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"Twenty per cent of the people in volunteer groups do ninety per cent of the work."
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"You should see it, he said. "V for Vendetta, I mean."Okay, I said. "I'll look it up."No. With me. At my house, he said. "Now."
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"Each time a woman stands up for herself, without knowing it possibly, without claiming it, she stands up for all women."
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"Who grins in official circumstances?"
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"Some people like me, some don't. I don't understand, Where the difference comes from. My heart like them all. For a simple childish reason. We all are created equal, we all are humans."
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"Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself."
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"Tact: the ability to describe others as they see themselves."
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"Even to me the issue of "stay small, sweet, quiet, and modest" sounds like an outdated problem, but the truth is that women still run into those demands whenever we find and use our voices."
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"Why look'e, young gentleman," said Toby, "when a man keeps himself so very ex-clusive as I have done, and by that means has a snug house over his head with nobody a-prying and smelling about it, it's rather a starling thing to have the honour of a wisit from a young gentleman (however respectable and pleasant a person he may be to play cards with at conweniency) circumstanced as you are."
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"Strangers," the Blue Man said, "are just family yo have yet to come to know."
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"It's considered good sportsmanship not to pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."
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"I love to talk to people who love to talk. The warmth, the energy, the humanity."
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"...and it is generally understood that a party hardly ever goes the way it is planned or intended. This last, of course, excludes, those dismal slave parties, whipped and controlled and dominated, given by an ogreish professional hostess. These are not parties at all but acts and demonstrations, about as spontaneous as peristalsis and as interesting as it's end product."
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"This is what you do now to give your day topography--scan the boxes, read the news, see the chain of your friends reporting about themselves, take the 140-character expository bursts and sift through for the information you need. It's a highly deceptive world, one that constantly asks you to comment but doesn't really care what you have to say. The illusion of participation can sometimes lead to participation. But more often than not, it only leads to more illusion, dressed in the guise of reality."
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"People by and large will relate to the image you project."
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"Women make the world go round, men turn it upside down."
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"Once employed, the employed's friends are reduced to creatures that he only sees when he has a new problem, or, something new to show off."
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"The boring thing with taking a walk with someone is that your thoughts are then dictated by the subject or subjects of your conversation and that is made worse by the fact that most sane people are terrified of silence whenever they are with or near someone."
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"Piers is always going on about how he hated Stowe. As if that solves everything, as if to hate something means it can't have affected you."
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"The Arum are nothing more than what a human would call a parasite. They are not worth the filthy floor you lie upon."
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"Every relationship has its own language. It takes a long time to evolve and read one another. Just as it's true for people, it's also true on a national or cultural level."
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"Nobody enjoys the company of others as intensely as someone who usually avoids the company of others."
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"I cannot stand the company of men. They flatter or they judge. I can stand neither of the two."
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"Heavens, no," Wax said. "If I approved of half the thngs Wayne does, Harmony would probably strike me on the spot."
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"People usually gossip about people they don't quite understand, are jealous of, or have other negative feelings for."
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"We are what no one wants to miss at the party. I act delighted, but I have zero interest in these Capitol people. They are only distractions from the food."
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"The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend."
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"Give me a few minutes."You have time. He sat in the grass."Are you just going to sit there and watch me?"Yes. Watching pretty peasant girls is what we poor little rich boys do best."Peasant?He shrugged. "You started the name calling."
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"People won't have time for you if you are always angry or complaining."
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"Shug say, What, too shamefaced to put singing and dancing and fucking together? She laugh. That's the reason they call what us sing the devil's music. Devils love to fuck."
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"A lonely person on a college campus is never more than a few minutes and a bad decision from company."
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"May we recognise the uniqueness of every individual and seek to complement each other."
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"Build relationships and friendships by finding common experiences or interests instead of getting discouraged by noticeable differences."
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"A boomerang returns back to the person who throws it.But first, while moving in a circle, it hits its target.So does gossip."
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"I'm jealous of your hooks," Kevin replied. "Having no hands is better than having two equally strong hands."Don't be ridiculous," one of the white-faced women replied. "Having a white face is worse than both of your situations."But you have a white face because you put makeup on," Colette said, as Sunny climbed back out of the trunk and knelt down in the snow. "You're putting powder on your face right now."
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"I know too well how slowly we edge along sideways to every thing good & brilliant in our lives & how casually and unobservedly we make all our most valued acquaintances."
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