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Safety Quotes
"Wisdom is finding out that a cobra is deadly, without first having to lose one's life."
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"We refuse to put guards on duty, we would rather pray for God's protection."
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"Driving your car through deep pools of flood water is a great way of making your car unreliable. Smart people turn around and avoid it."
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"You leave me tied up like a dog? Then you had better remember that this bitch bites!"
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"Planning, awareness, and communication are essential in conducting all of our activities with a reasonable level of safety. Accidents are novelty gone bad."
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"BE CAREFUL, OR BE ROADKILL!"
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"I'm going to take off your gag. And if you try to bite me or grab me or anything, I'll hit you with this thing as hard as I can as many times as I can. Understood?"
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