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"Now to me, Edith looks like something that would eat her young."
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"I'm going to take off your gag. And if you try to bite me or grab me or anything, I'll hit you with this thing as hard as I can as many times as I can. Understood?"
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"Planning, awareness, and communication are essential in conducting all of our activities with a reasonable level of safety. Accidents are novelty gone bad."
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"BE CAREFUL, OR BE ROADKILL!"
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"We refuse to put guards on duty, we would rather pray for God's protection."
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"Driving your car through deep pools of flood water is a great way of making your car unreliable. Smart people turn around and avoid it."
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"There is safety in the very heart of danger."
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"Remember that people who seek to do evil can play hit and miss all they want. People who are seeking companionship online have to be right every time. Miss out on this one and the price could be very dear, even costing your life."
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"OSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios and it sort of had something to do with wrestling, but they found that there were some safety concerns that had to be addressed."
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"A woman who goes around wearing a knife is obviously looking for trouble." She reached deep into her pocket and brought out a long, slender piece of metal, glittering all along one edge. "However a woman who carries a knife is ready for trouble. Generally speaking, it's easier to appear harmless. It's less trouble all around."
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"You leave me tied up like a dog? Then you had better remember that this bitch bites!"
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"You think You're frightening me with Your hell, don't You? You think Your hell is worse than mine."
Emotion
"Eternity is a ham and two people (also given as 'Eternity is two people and a ham') is an old quip from the days when a ham was huge-far more than two people could finish. Irma Rombauer mentions this line in her famous cookbook, The Joy of Cooking."
Humor
"I never see that prettiest thing-A cherry bough gone white with Spring-But what I think, 'How gay 'twould beTo hang me from a flowering tree."
Poetry
"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away."
Love
"She realizes she doesn't know as much as God but feels she knows as much as God knew when he was her age."
Philosophy
"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."
Philosophy
"It costs me never a stab nor squirm / To tread by chance upon a worm. / Aha, my little dear, / I say, Your clan will pay me back one day."
Poetry
"Yet, as only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight, you'll live through the night."
Survival
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
Humor
"I shudder at the thought of men....I'm due to fall in love again."
Love
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