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"Now to me, Edith looks like something that would eat her young."
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"It is clear that the protective functions of workplace health and safety have transferred to the workers through the process of corporate government deregulation and reduced funding of relevant government departments."
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"Silver knives! Painful and sometimes deadly to all paranormals!''Tasey!' I counterd 'Hot pink and sparkly!"
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"Are you sleepwalking?' A voice asked behind me. "I was testing dorm security," I said. "It sucks."
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"Don't sit with your back to any doors."
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"Driving your car through deep pools of flood water is a great way of making your car unreliable. Smart people turn around and avoid it."
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"I advise people to avoid workplaces that prevent Occupational Safety & Health Administration (OSHA) visits."
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"We sleep safely at night because rough men stand ready to visit violence on those who would harm us."
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"OSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios and it sort of had something to do with wrestling, but they found that there were some safety concerns that had to be addressed."
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"I'm going to take off your gag. And if you try to bite me or grab me or anything, I'll hit you with this thing as hard as I can as many times as I can. Understood?"
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"There is safety in the very heart of danger."
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"I shudder at the thought of men....I'm due to fall in love again."
Love
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
Humor
"The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed'."
Humor
"You think You're frightening me with Your hell, don't You? You think Your hell is worse than mine."
Emotion
"Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne."
Contentment
"She realizes she doesn't know as much as God but feels she knows as much as God knew when he was her age."
Philosophy
"She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go."
Affection
"Don't look at me in that tone of voice."
Communication
"Yet, as only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight, you'll live through the night."
Survival
"It costs me never a stab nor squirm / To tread by chance upon a worm. / Aha, my little dear, / I say, Your clan will pay me back one day."
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