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"BE CAREFUL, OR BE ROADKILL!"
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"Wisdom is finding out that a cobra is deadly, without first having to lose one's life."
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"Approaching a police car is a very dangerous activity to engage in."
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"Faster is fatal, slower is safe."
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"Is this thing safe?""Safe as life," Gansey replied."
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"There were places you didn't want to walk, precautions you took that had to do with locks on windows and doors, drawing the curtains, leaving on lights. These things you did were like prayers; you did them and you hoped they would save you. And for the most part they did. Or something did; you could tell by the fact that you were still alive."
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"You should be aware that anywhere that a ground rod is installed, that there may be AC voltage/current/frequency in the vicinity of it."
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"At the W.M. Keck Observatory on the very high altitude summit of Mauna Kea, there was no routine monitoring of mental functioning, blood oxygen levels, blood pressure or heart rate of workers."
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"Driving your car through deep pools of flood water is a great way of making your car unreliable. Smart people turn around and avoid it."
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"In Venice in the Middle Ages there was once a profession for a man called a codega--a fellow you hired to walk in front of you at night with a lit lantern, showing you the way, scaring off thieves and demons, bringing you confidence and protection through the dark streets."
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"The newer homes did not sustain as much damage because they were built to better safety codes; they were better designed, higher wind loads for the roof. All of those facets made those homes sustain the storm a whole lot better."
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"Genius is never understood in its own time."
Time
"If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life."
Life
"Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?"
Time
"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."
Science
"So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it."
Food
"Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend."
Friendship
"Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray. You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You're ignorant, but at least you act on it."
Philosophy
"Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables."
Humor
"I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point."
Life
"Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?"
Family
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