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"BE CAREFUL, OR BE ROADKILL!"
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"If you don't visit the bad neighborhoods, the bad neighborhoods are going to visit you."

"Never do anything that you don't want to have to explain to 9-1-1 personnel."

"There were places you didn't want to walk, precautions you took that had to do with locks on windows and doors, drawing the curtains, leaving on lights. These things you did were like prayers; you did them and you hoped they would save you. And for the most part they did. Or something did; you could tell by the fact that you were still alive."

"You leave me tied up like a dog? Then you had better remember that this bitch bites!"

"We are the safest large city in America, but any crime rate is too high."

"The more we construct lives that prioritize safety, the bigger the prison we construct around ourselves."

"Don't sit with your back to any doors."

"Are you sleepwalking?' A voice asked behind me. "I was testing dorm security," I said. "It sucks."
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"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."

"The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!"
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