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Religion Quotes


"It must be something voluntary, something self induced - like getting drunk, or talking yourself into believing some piece of foolishness because it happens to be in the Scriptures. And then look at their idea of what's normal. Believe it or not, a normal human being is one who can have an orgasm and is adjusted to society. It's unimaginable! No question about what you do with your orgasms. No question about the quality of your feelings and thoughts and perceptions. And then what about the society you're supposed to be adjusted to? Is it a mad society or a sane one? And even if it's pretty sane, is it right that anybody should be completely adjusted to it?"


"Indeed the devil thinks more true thoughts about God in one day than a saint does in a lifetime, and God is not honored by it. The problem with the devil is not his theology, but his desires. Our chief end is to glorify God, the great Object. We do so most fully when we treasure him, desire him, delight in him so supremely that we let goods and kindred go and display his love to the poor and the lost."



"If the church doesn't start fighting corruption, it will keep flourishing in the country."



"For Restoration Of Mankind To Be Fulfilled, A Terrible Sacrifice Was Necessary."


"If a messiah exhorts you to kill people of another belief system, get this idiot non-prophet out of your stupid system."


"Provided that any of those neighbours sing out of tune or have boots that squeak, or double chins, or odd clothes, the patient will quite easily believe that their religion must therefore be somehow ridiculous."


"The quarrels and divisions about religion were evils unknown to the heathen. The reason was because the religion of the heathen consisted rather in rites and ceremonies than in any constant belief."


"Nothing but the infinite can ever satisfy me; I am such a great sinner that I must have infinite merit to wash my sin away;" but we have had our sin removed, and found that there was merit to spare; we have had our hunger relieved at the feast of sacred love."


"There was never law or sect or opinion did so much magnify goodness as the Christian religion doth."


"Jesus was a penniless teacher who wandered about the dusty sun-bit country of Judea, living upon casual gifts of food; yet he is always represented clean, combed, and sleek, in spotless raiment, erect, and with something motionless about him as though he was gliding through the air. This alone has made him unreal and incredible to many people who cannot distinguish the core of the story from the ornamental and unwise additions of the unintelligently devout."



"As for logic and internal consistency, these mundane rules do not apply to sacred writings and never have..."



"An understanding of our position in Christ gives us security."


"While following religion, where 'any thing' is required, they are all called 'relative' paths."


"Of what use are the instruments [religious practices] if they do not help one attain their goal?"



"Every man or woman who loves [God], they hate Him too, because He's a hard God, a jealous God, He Is, what He Is, and in this world He's apt to repay service with pain while those who do evil ride over the roads in Cadillac cars. Even the joy of serving Him is a bitter joy."


"The survival of religion is on the basis of torture and punishment, end of torture is end of religion."


"Religion comes not where reign fundamentalism and authoritarianism."


"He, who don't know the Almighty God don't know what He knows for what he knows, knows the Almighty God as the Supreme God!"


"Some people in orthodox churches in Africa take poverty as a path that leads to heaven, making christianity look unattractive."


"In fact she's a Baptist, which is almost like being Christian, only louder."


"Today's zealots are mostly those pretending to be anti-religious."


"All religions are born from individual experiences of divine awakening, not from some books."


"What does religion say? It says that if you care for others then you will meet others who will care for you and if you hit others, you will meet others who will hit you. This is what all relative religions say."


"Every Christian is to become a little Christ. The whole purpose of becoming a Christian is simply nothing else."


"If any religion allows you to torture animals or sacrifice an animal for the sake of procuring god's favor, then that is not a religion. It is an absurd practice of inhumanity."
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