"So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog."

"Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes."

"Have faith in 'What Is'. You will get your due, good or not so good, to your liking or not, but in time, as it is meant to be."

"If your needs are little, you are rich enough."

"To live unhappily, is failing life."

"No one dies pre-maturely. As is meant, happens naturally."

"Unborn, never died, ever alive - thus is the Ultimate Reality. Of God. And of the Universal Self. As too, your own."

"Any given day is a second chance, after yesterday. Make the best of it today."

"The 'Good News' is, the messiah cometh. The bad news is, he never does."

"If your holy book makes you hate, you're reading the wrong shit, mate."

"Blind-believers and staunch atheists have the same god - namely, a self-deluded, one's own shadow's bot."

"Life is too short to bullshit."

"You may be good, but who cannot be better?"

"Truth in, untruth out. Seek thus, within-without."

"I've known humans, and I know beasts. The beast is better. It is unpretentious. It kills for food. Humans do 'cause they're just not any good."

"Death is easy, living difficult."

"Only in duality consciousness we witness this-that thing. In reality, a unity consciousness runs as the very soul of every little thing."

"The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven."

"Living well is dying well."

"Humble yourself, before you are."

"No book dropped from "up there". If it did, you say, then something is screwed up somewhere between your neck, and the top of your head."

"You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't."

"All is a forever."

"In utter humility, bow to What Is. And in time, crying one's guts out, howling, bowing to IT, "knowing" comes. As a gift of the Divine."

"Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupid alter-ego."

"I plan to live my own way. Hopefully, it is as per God's Way."

"If you follow a foolish ism, how are you an intelligent being?"

"I never knew, apes talk. Apparently, you do."

"Your destiny - by hook or crook, by this way or that, at some corner or nook - will catch up with you."

"I had an enemy - myself. Getting rid of the ego-self, in came the Self. Now, here, there, everywhere is nothing else. Just One Self."

"So, am I too, like all other humans, just a rogue? Sure! Just a notch less than those rascals wearing godly robes."

"If your religion requires, as an article of faith, to hate people of other religions and faiths, you and your ism are screwed up, mate."

"If I bad mouth the Truth, and nothing but the Absolute Truth, then, kick my butt. Otherwise, ye of bad faith, keep your stupid trap shut."

"Religious nuts, atheists, theists, as too most scientists fail to "get" IT - the Ultimate Reality - because they seek it through ego."

"Killing or eating animals is an act of beasts. Stirs within the devil. Sorry. It spurs evil. Thus is truth - at least the metaphysical."

"I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace."

"We're shadows! of naught - living, dying! for what's not."

"The inability to rise above one's inherited ism and ideology makes one live and die a fool, just a folly."

"I do not want to sound cynical or condescending, but your lips are moving, your mind unbending."

"Everybody dies. Including your messiahs. And gods."

"Be great. Get thy "Self". Know who you are. Beyond this body, and being. You are more than what you're seeing."

"Don't make the Divine a nincompoop's idea, of being a man-like entity. What you see here is merely a wandering whirlwind of Infinity."

"Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts."

"You got to die for 'It'. Or you'll remain a religious nutcase. In other words, a dickhead, nitwit."

"As per the law of karma, that which is your meat today, this dear beloved animal will make mincemeat of you tomorrow. In another birth."

"Those who love dogs, know something about God."

"Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are."

"Humour sustains us during failure; more so after success, when we're prone to fail that much more, daring abyss, pumped up with success."

"If you do not grasp, intellectually or spiritually, the 'One' in All, you would've lived and died as your former self - ape, et all."

"Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!"