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People Quotes


"I don't know... I don't want people to know everything about me."


"It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy."



"It has worked great good in other communities in the state where it has been honestly and faithfully tried, and I feel confident it will do the same in Pitt, if we faithfully administer the law, and that it will bring gladness and joy into the homes of the people."


"I think that if you idealise someone for so long, they can only disappoint and I wouldn't want to be disappointed by those people."


"People never knew we were poor, but out of that poverty came the most incredible inventions - board games, recipes... we never stopped inventing."


"Fortunate people often have very favorable beginnings and very tragic endings. What matters isn't being applauded when you arrive - for that is common - but being missed when you leave."



"Image has to be its own fortress, in spite of the owners. People can't separate that or they don't comprehend that you can turn that on and off for each one of the different entities."


"People have the idea of missionaries as going out with the Bible and hitting natives with it. It's not really what they were doing. They were all doing something rather different."


"There's so few people in this town with a conscience."


"On the one hand we have got to ask, are there some areas of universal benefits that are no longer affordable? But on the other hand let us look at the issue of dependency where we have trapped people in poverty through the extent of welfare that they have."


"Anytime you open your mouth there's going to be someone who's put off. I try to deal with that by keeping the topical portions of my show brief. I realize that some people wish my comments were briefer."


"I guess what bothers me so much about what I now see going on in both Washington and in Texas is an effort to keep people from finding out about the mistakes of lawmakers and then when they're uncovered, an effort to fool people and pretend there was nothing wrong."


"My mentors are people like Cameron Crowe and Carrie Fisher."



"I was part of it, and I am still part of it today in terms of what it means to a whole new generation of people who are interested in the enduring energy, achievements, spirit and creativity that exemplified our era."



"The obligations of our representatives in Washington are to protect our liberty, not coddle the world, precipitating no-win wars, while bringing bankruptcy and economic turmoil to our people."


"It is vitally important that we implement immigration reform. We need a bill that strengthens our borders and protects this nation, but that also makes it simpler for good people to become Americans."


"The real destroyer of the liberties of the people is he who spreads among them bounties, donations and benefits."


"I had to delegate authority to the people on my staff. That means you shave away the hierarchy."


"I was just ice skating. I had no concept of that. In those days you couldn't see the judges. I was this little person on the ice and they were just people that would stand around the boards."


"Being selected Most Improved was a special individual award because when I speak to young people I always try to tell them the importance about it's not where you start but where you end up."


"I'd read things, like people criticizing me. But no one likes to read stuff about that, and probably the main thing that was getting to me was me mum's illness."


"All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats."


"He's still not interviewing other people; he's still interviewing himself."


"If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation."


"I would gladly do it but I am suffering from social phobia. I cannot manage being in a crowd of people."


"Since Michael died I think I've worked constantly. Friends and colleagues are very sustaining. They're the people who get you through it... It's no good to be on your own."



"Did people think I sounded black? Totally, but that was a marketing tool as well, but also this is how I grew up and these are my influences."


"Most people seek after what they do not possess and are enslaved by the very things they want to acquire."


"In silence and movement you can show the reflection of people."


"People assume that because you have graced the same stage as the star act, in front of thousands, you must be reaping similar financial rewards. This is a complete fallacy."


"The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words."


"Some people put down all presidents. If you say anything good about any of them, they think you're supporting everything they do."


"The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld."


"You've probably read in People that I'm a nice guy - but when the doctor first told me I had Parkinson's, I wanted to kill him."


"People were desperately trying to fill their seats for the summer. And so prices are really low right now. And so they are kept from raising prices to make up for that difference."



"It was the separation of powers upon which the framers placed their hopes for the preservation of the people's liberties. Despite this heritage, the congress has been in too many cases more than willing to walk away from its constitutional powers."
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