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"Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand."
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"Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions."
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"The last resort of kings, the cannonball. The last resort of the people, the paving stone."
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"It is not true that people are naturally equal for no two people can be together for even a half an hour without one acquiring an evident superiority over the other."
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"There are bad people who would be less dangerous if they were quite devoid of goodness."
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"I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal."
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"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing."
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"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones."
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"Some people break promises for the pleasure of breaking them."
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"I do give books as gifts sometimes, when people would rather have one than a new Ferrari."
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"If something in your writing gives support to people in their lives, that's more than just entertainment-which is what we writers all struggle to do, to touch people."
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"I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking."
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"I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't."
Will
"With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend."
Friendship
"The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just so unnatural. Only people who've been in that position can realize what it's like. I mean, you have to be there."
People
"It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it."
Movies
"It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering."
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"Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars."
Media
"I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars."
Fans
"Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand."
People
"All my children inherited perfect pitch."
Children
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