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"In our heads we're all about 33 years old."
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"We do not quit playing because we grow old, we grow old because we quit playing."
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"I'm 37 years old and don't have a steady paycheck."
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"It occurred to me, when I was old enough to make rules of my own, that they should be fair and simple."
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"Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always makes you less than you are."
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"That was one of the best, exciting things for me to play with them. They were very young and eager to go. I'd been playing with a band that was mostly old folks that had been together so long we couldn't do anything to excite each other."
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"Writers tell stories better, because they've had more practice, but everyone has a book in them. Yes, that old cliche."
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"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."
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"Most of the locks and dams on the upper Mississippi River system are over 60 years old and many are in serious need of repair and rehabilitation."
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"New York lost a classic. Carmine was an old school New Yorker."
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"Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed."
Time
"A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once."
Mistake
"My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual."
Anger
"Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves."
Age
"My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor."
Thought
"The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public."
Woman
"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing."
Growing up
"You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type."
Blood
"I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing."
Years
"The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you."
Reason
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