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Groucho Marx

"I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it."

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"I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it."

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"In our heads we're all about 33 years old."

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"We do not quit playing because we grow old, we grow old because we quit playing."

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"I'm 37 years old and don't have a steady paycheck."

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"Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always makes you less than you are."

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"That was one of the best, exciting things for me to play with them. They were very young and eager to go. I'd been playing with a band that was mostly old folks that had been together so long we couldn't do anything to excite each other."

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"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."

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"New York lost a classic. Carmine was an old school New Yorker."

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"A museum has to renew its collection to be alive, but that does not mean we give on important old works."

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"Redd Foxx was the same gruff old codger you saw on television."

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"You just witnessed an old-fashioned rump kicking."

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"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
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"The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths."
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"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
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"I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt."
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"I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up."
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"Humor is reason gone mad."
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