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"I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it."
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"You can always tell an old soldier by the inside of his holsters and cartridge boxes. The young ones carry pistols and cartridges; the old ones, grub."
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"Old and young disbelieve one another's truths."
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"A new philosophy generally means in practice the praise of some old vice."
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"The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything."
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"It is better to be young in your failures than old in your successes."
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"I was sympathetic to virtually all groups that wanted to get away from the old system."
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"There's still is a status-quo group at City Hall who likes things done the old way, behind closed doors."
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"Old soldiers never die; they just fade away."
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"Everybody is doing the same old thing."
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"There are more old drunkards than old physicians."
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"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook."
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"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it."
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"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
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"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."
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"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."
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"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
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"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."
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"Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member."
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"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
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