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"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."
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"In our heads we're all about 33 years old."
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"We do not quit playing because we grow old, we grow old because we quit playing."
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"I'm 37 years old and don't have a steady paycheck."
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"It occurred to me, when I was old enough to make rules of my own, that they should be fair and simple."
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"Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always makes you less than you are."
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"That was one of the best, exciting things for me to play with them. They were very young and eager to go. I'd been playing with a band that was mostly old folks that had been together so long we couldn't do anything to excite each other."
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"Writers tell stories better, because they've had more practice, but everyone has a book in them. Yes, that old cliche."
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"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."
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"Most of the locks and dams on the upper Mississippi River system are over 60 years old and many are in serious need of repair and rehabilitation."
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"New York lost a classic. Carmine was an old school New Yorker."
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"I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere."
Age
"Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere."
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"It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
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"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
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"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."
People
"Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair."
People
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
Family
"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."
Love
"Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up."
Time
"I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age."
Age
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