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"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."
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"We have to stop the propaganda, the shameful propaganda used by Kremlin to rehabilitate these old types."
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"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."
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"A new philosophy generally means in practice the praise of some old vice."
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"That's me: an old kazoo with some sparklers."
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"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing."
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"Old foxes want no tutors."
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"It is only the modern that ever becomes old-fashioned."
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"All you hear Catholics turning out these days are pop versions of the old Protestant anthems."
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"I was dyslexic, I had no understanding of schoolwork whatsoever. I certainly would have failed IQ tests. And it was one of the reasons I left school when I was 15 years old. And if I - if I'm not interested in something, I don't grasp it."
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"Next to the young, I suppose the very old are the most selfish."
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"I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere."
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"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
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"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."
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"The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
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"I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age."
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"Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair."
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"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."
People
"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."
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"Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up."
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"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."
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