"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."

Old, Wonder

52

Create Your Own Wallpaper

Standard

Customized

"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."

Exlpore more Old quotes

"I'm too old to adapt to somebody else's ways."

Claudia Christian, American Actress

Old,

"If we all knew we were going to live to be 150 years old, we'd all approach our lives very differently."

Eric Bogosian, American Actor

Old, Years

"I look forward to growing old and wise and audacious."

Glenda Jackson, British Actress

Old,

"It is better to be young in your failures than old in your successes."

Flannery O'Connor, American Author

Old,

"You can always tell an old soldier by the inside of his holsters and cartridge boxes. The young ones carry pistols and cartridges; the old ones, grub."

George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

Old,

"That's me: an old kazoo with some sparklers."

Bette Davis, American Actress

Old,

"Don't accept the old order. Get rid of it."

Johnny Rotten, English Musician

Old, Order

"I've been doing theatre since I was 5 years old."

Claudia Christian, American Actress

Old, Theatre, Years

"In that, Blade 2 is very much like a rock concert... if it's too loud, you're too old."

Guillermo del Toro, Mexican Director

Old,

"Old foxes want no tutors."

Thomas Fuller, English Clergyman

Old, Want

Explore more quotes by George Burns

"I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill."

Age

"It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."

Sex

"Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair."

People

"At my age flowers scare me."

Age

"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."

Love

"I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money."

Money

"Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up."

Time

"I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked."

Dying

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."

Sex

"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."

People