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God Quotes


"I know I have the mental capacity of a thousand bloggers, but because of that, my obligation to serve God is also that of a thousand bloggers."


"I'm most proud of the blessings that God has bestowed upon me, in my life. He's given me the vision to truly see that you can fall down, but you can still get back up. Hopefully I'll learn from my mistakes and have the opportunity to strengthen and improve the next thing I do."


"God is one, greatest of gods and men, not like mortals in body or thought."


"If you're going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy; God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't."


"Satan cannot win. Why not? Because he has denied God's sovereignty and disobeyed God's law. But Moses was told explicitly, God's blessings come only from obedience. Satan will not win because he has abandoned God's tool of dominion, biblical law."



"If a man is pictured chopping off a woman's breast, it only gets a R rating, but if, God forbid, a man is pictured kissing a woman's breast, it gets an X rating. Why is violence more acceptable than tenderness?"


"The reader becomes God, for all textual purposes. I see your eyes glazing over, so I'll hush."



"You will never cease to be the most amazed person on earth at what God has done for you on the inside."


"I could prove God statistically. Take the human body alone - the chances that all the functions of an individual would just happen is a statistical monstrosity."


"After a long, impartial enquiry of the truth, and after much and earnest calling upon God, to give unto me the spirit and revelation in the knowledge of Him, I find myself obliged, both by the principles of reason and Scripture, to embrace the opinion I now hold forth."


"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."


"As he is one, so we call Him God, the Deity, the Divine Nature, and other names of the same signification."


"We hand folks over to God's mercy, and show none ourselves."


"I'm actually an evil bastard in real life. Fark allows me to vent weirdness. Thank god for that, too."
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