"I'm actually an evil bastard in real life. Fark allows me to vent weirdness. Thank god for that, too."

"We usually break our records every Monday, so we'll see what turns up tonight after midnight. Next month it'll probably be higher, which is always weird."

"I love Sweden. The entire world should be like Sweden. They all like to drink and get naked, and the women are hot. I can't think of a better nation on the planet."