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"The confidence in another man's virtue is no light evidence of a man's own, and God willingly favors such a confidence."

"Reagan was all about America, and you talked about it. Obama is, 'We are above that now. We're not just parochial, we're not just chauvinistic, we're not just provincial. We stand for something.' I mean, in a way, Obama's standing above the country, above - above the world. He's sort of God. He's going to bring all different sides together."

"The reader becomes God, for all textual purposes. I see your eyes glazing over, so I'll hush."

"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn."
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"I love Sweden. The entire world should be like Sweden. They all like to drink and get naked, and the women are hot. I can't think of a better nation on the planet."

"We usually break our records every Monday, so we'll see what turns up tonight after midnight. Next month it'll probably be higher, which is always weird."

"I'm actually an evil bastard in real life. Fark allows me to vent weirdness. Thank god for that, too."
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