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Church Quotes


"The Popish theory, which assumes that Christ, the Apostles and believers, constituted the Church while our Saviour was on earth, and this organization was designed to be perpetual."



"I went to a church where you could not sing out loud in the service until you had been saved."



"It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there."


"The artistic taste of the Catholic priests is appalling and I am most anxious to have a Catholic church in which everything is genuine and good, and not tawdry and ostentatious."


"Priesthood is not a convenient, historically conditioned form of Church organisation, but is rooted in the Incarnation, in the priesthood and mission of Christ himself."


"We follow the rules laid out in the Bible for running our church."


"There's always the tendency to transform the Church into an ethical agency, and of measuring the Church by the yardstick of social and cultural utility."



"And I definitely wanted to be a writer, but I felt a duty now, having used up those educational resources, I felt a duty to the church and my parents to become a priest."



"And what I learned in Church's course. He trained us intensively in his new system, which he was just developing. Two papers were presented. I think the second paper wasn't published until well after the course was finished."


"If there were no ministers and no priests, how long would there be any churches?"


"In an unconstitutional partnership with the state, the church can impose the most irresistible, if covert, controls conceivable."


"There is no heresy or no philosophy which is so abhorrent to the church as a human being."


"You can't seperate modern jazz from rock or from rhythm and blues - you can't seperate it. Because that's where it all started, and that's where it all come from - that's where I learned to keep rhythm - in church."


"I look at tens of thousands of church leaders who still do need a bit of an awakening."


"As of essential importance in town churches which are not at all equally necessary in the country."


"The Church in England is the Church of England."


"As for the British churchman, he goes to church as he goes to the bathroom, with the minimum of fuss and no explanation if he can help it."


"The only place a new hat can be carried into with safety is a church, for there is plenty of room there."



"The Church has always been willing to swap off treasures in heaven for cash down."


"I left because I decided it just really wasn't for me, and I got a better understanding of what the Catholic Church needed from its priests and ministers."


"We should always be disposed to believe that that which appears white is really black, if the hierarchy of the Church so decides."


"The world looks at preachers out of church to know what they mean in it."


"I think if the church did what they were supposed to do we wouldn't have anyone sleeping on the streets."



"The Church has lived through its early travails and has now come to accept an easier way of life. It is content to carry on its painless program with enough money to pay its bills and a membership large enough to assure its future. Its members now look to it for security rather than for guidance in the battle between good and evil. It has become a school instead of a barracks. Its members are students, not soldiers. They study the experiences of others instead of seeking new experiences of their own."


"Becoming Catholic involves entering into a relationship with the Catholic Church."


"I just want you to know you aren't going to church with a crook."
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