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"The Church has always been willing to swap off treasures in heaven for cash down."
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"A church debt is the devil's salary."
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"My mind is my own church."
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Personal Development
"Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable."
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Personal Development
"Why is the church failing so miserably in impacting the nations of the earth?"
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"The world looks at preachers out of church to know what they mean in it."
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"You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church."
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"I'm nervous as a whore in church."
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"As for the British churchman, he goes to church as he goes to the bathroom, with the minimum of fuss and no explanation if he can help it."
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"We were environmentalists of the Teddy Roosevelt theory. We believed in separation of church and state. We believed in the independence of the Supreme Court not being subject to politicians."
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"The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the sixties I tested everything."
Time
"The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he's going to be."
Self
"You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church."
Church
"Most of the managers are lifetime .220 hitters. For years pitchers have been getting these managers out 75% of the time and that's why they don't like us."
Time
"I think about the cosmic snowball theory. A few million years from now the sun will burn out and lose its gravitational pull. The earth will turn into a giant snowball and be hurled through space. When that happens it won't matter if I get this guy out."
Earth
"I'm mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him his last home run and thought I'd be remembered forever. Now, I'll have to throw him another."
Home
"People are too hung up on winning. I can get off on a really good helmet throw."
People
"When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. It's like the Constitution, which says separate church and state. You have to separate mind and body."
Sports
"You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and right controls the left half. It's a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds."
People
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