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Christmas Quotes
"The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, 'I can't think of anything to give you, but here's a new suitcase.' Afterward, I was like, 'What were you thinking, idiot?'"
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"Wishing you a very Merry Christmas filled with magical moments, wonderful memories, and a heart full of joy!"
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"It struck him that how you spent Christmas was a message to the world about where you were in life, some indication of how deep a hole you had managed to burrow for yourself."
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"May this Christmas bring the happiness and joy you've been waiting for, and may your year ahead be filled with love, peace, and prosperity!"
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"If Christmas is a universally comprehensive and keenly clandestine rescue mission strategically crafted by God Himself eons before the rescue was necessary, it would naturally follow that if it is doomed to anything, it is doomed to incontestable success."
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