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Christmas Quotes
"The next thing I wrote was in a writing class at night school. It was about a poor woman who worked at a dime store and who was all alone for Christmas in Laurel, Mississippi."
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"But Tammy Faye calls me, and Ron Jeremy calls me, Erik Estrada sends me a Christmas card every year."
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"It struck him that how you spent Christmas was a message to the world about where you were in life, some indication of how deep a hole you had managed to burrow for yourself."
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"I get a little behind during Lent, but it comes out even at Christmas."
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"God never gives someone a gift they are not capable of receiving. If he gives us the gift of Christmas, it is because we all have the ability to understand and receive it."
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"Merry Christmas! May the love of family, the joy of friendship, and the warmth of the season fill your heart with happiness and peace."
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"This Christmas, let the warmth of family, the joy of togetherness, and the spirit of giving fill your heart with happiness."
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"Wishing you a very Merry Christmas filled with magical moments, wonderful memories, and a heart full of joy!"
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"Merry Christmas to you and your family! May this holiday season be a time of love, happiness, and new beginnings. Have a wonderful Christmas!"
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"Wishing you a Merry Christmas full of sweet moments, joy-filled days, and a heart that radiates love. May this season be your best one yet!"
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"In another Christmas story, Dale Pearson, evil developer, self-absorbed woman hater, and seemingly unredeemable curmudgeon, might be visited in the night by a series of ghosts who, by showing him bleak visions of Christmas future, past, and present, would bring about in him a change to generosity, kindness, and a general warmth toward his fellow man. But this is not that kind of Christmas story, so here, in not too many pages, someone is going to dispatch the miserable son of a bitch with a shovel. That's the spirit of Christmas yet to come in these parts. Ho, ho, ho."
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"May your Christmas be filled with precious moments and your New Year be full of hope, love, and endless possibilities. Merry Christmas!"
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"Merry Christmas to you and your family! May the season's blessings bring peace and prosperity to your home today and in the year to come!"
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