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"In another Christmas story, Dale Pearson, evil developer, self-absorbed woman hater, and seemingly unredeemable curmudgeon, might be visited in the night by a series of ghosts who, by showing him bleak visions of Christmas future, past, and present, would bring about in him a change to generosity, kindness, and a general warmth toward his fellow man. But this is not that kind of Christmas story, so here, in not too many pages, someone is going to dispatch the miserable son of a bitch with a shovel. That's the spirit of Christmas yet to come in these parts. Ho, ho, ho."
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"May the Christmas season bring you peace and joy in every moment, and may your life be filled with the kind of blessings that last forever!"
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"Merry Christmas! May the new year be filled with fresh beginnings, countless blessings, and a lifetime of happiness."
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"May the warmth of Christmas fill your heart with love and your home with peace. Wishing you a holiday season full of joy and laughter!"
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"Wishing you a Christmas season filled with love, peace, and good health. May this special time bring new blessings into your life."
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"May your Christmas be as beautiful and warm as your heart, filled with love, peace, and joy that lasts all year long."
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"May your Christmas be blessed with moments of joy, laughter, and the warmth of your loved ones, making this holiday season unforgettable."
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"Sending warm Christmas wishes to you and your family. May your hearts be filled with the joy of the season and the promise of a fresh new year!"
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"On this Christmas, may you experience the joy of new beginnings, the peace of the season, and the love of family and friends!"
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"May the joy of Christmas fill your heart with love, and the blessings of the season bring you peace and happiness all year long!"
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"May your Christmas be filled with love, your New Year be filled with hope, and your life be filled with endless joy and blessings."
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"There's a fine edge to new grief, it severs nerves, disconnects reality--there's mercy in a sharp blade. Only with time, as the edge wears, does the real ache begin."
Grief
"It was the sound of a thousand hungry children crying, ten thousand widows tearing their hair over their husband's graves, a chorus of angels singing the last dirge on the day of God's death."
Suffering
"When I teach seminars, I tell people, 'Your stuff has to look like something that's out there, because otherwise nobody will take a chance on you.'"
Creativity
"Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and threatening festive doom like a cold sore under the mistletoe."
Holidays
"But to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be addressed, which is, 'What if Jesus had known kung fu?"
Humor
"For me, 'Lamb' started out as a further exploration of the phenomenon of faith and the responsibility of a messiah that I touched on in 'Coyote Blue' and 'Island of the Sequined Love Nun,' but it ended up being an exploration of the true meaning of sacrifice, loyalty, and friendship."
Faith
"Sarcasm will make your tits fall off."
Humor
"Pondering is a little like considering and a little like thinking, but looser. To ponder, one must let the facts roll around the rim of the mind's roulette wheel, coming to settle in whichever slot they feed pulled to."
Contemplation
"A woman's magazine quiz:Question: You decide to do the dread deed and just as things are starting to get hot he comes, rolls over, and asks, 'Was it good for you?You:a. Say, 'God, yes! That was the best seventeen seconds of my lifeb. Say, 'Sure, as good as it gets for me with a man.c. Put a Certs in your navel and say, 'That's for you, Mr. Bunnyman. You can have it on your way back up, after the job is finished."
Humor
"Mr. Asher, you can resist who you are for only so long. Finally, you just decide to go with fate."
Philosophy
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