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"In another Christmas story, Dale Pearson, evil developer, self-absorbed woman hater, and seemingly unredeemable curmudgeon, might be visited in the night by a series of ghosts who, by showing him bleak visions of Christmas future, past, and present, would bring about in him a change to generosity, kindness, and a general warmth toward his fellow man. But this is not that kind of Christmas story, so here, in not too many pages, someone is going to dispatch the miserable son of a bitch with a shovel. That's the spirit of Christmas yet to come in these parts. Ho, ho, ho."
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"Merry Christmas to you and your family! May the joy of the season bring peace and happiness to your heart and home."
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"Merry Christmas! May the gift of love and peace fill your home and your heart this festive season."
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"May the spirit of Christmas fill your heart with love and your days with laughter. Wishing you peace and joy today and always!"
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"Wishing you a Christmas wrapped in love, filled with joy, and touched with the peace that comes from the heart. Have a blessed holiday season!"
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"As we celebrate the joy of Christmas, may your heart be filled with peace, your home with warmth, and your year ahead with blessings!"
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"Merry Christmas! May this special day remind you of all the wonderful blessings in your life and fill your heart with peace and gratitude!"
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"This Christmas, I wish for your heart to be full of love, your home to be full of warmth, and your life to be filled with blessings."
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"This Christmas, may the spirit of hope shine brighter than ever in your life, and may peace and joy be with you today and always!"
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"May this Christmas light your way to a brighter and more joyous future. Wishing you peace, happiness, and endless love."
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"May the spirit of Christmas fill your life with peace, and may the joy of the season surround you and your family today and always!"
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"No matter where he went in the City, there was an odoriferous mix of food and vehicles, like the alchemic concoctions of some mad gourmet mechanic: Kung Pao Saab Turbo, Buick Skylark Carbonara, Sweet-and-Sour Metro Bus, Honda Bolognese with Burning Clutch Sauce."
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"I'm feeling full of tiny princes, bustling to get out into the world and start plotting against one another."
Imagination
"The Painting is not shit,' said Lucien.'I know,' said Henri. 'That was just part of the subterfuge. I am of royal lineage; subterfuge is one of the many talents we carry in our blood, along with guile and hemophilia."
Deception
"And I'll have you know that if you hurt my son again, if he so much as sighs sadly over his coffee, I will hire a man, a Russian, probably, to hunt you down and rip all that shiny black hair from your head, then break your skinny arms and legs, and set you on fire, and then put you out with a hammer. And should there be children from your beastly rutting, I shall have the Russian man cut them to tiny pieces and feed them to Madame Jacob's dog. because, although he may be only a worthless, simpleminded, libertine artist, Lucien is my favorite, and I will not have him hurt. Do you understand?"
Protection
"But she's a redhead, so she's probably evil, even at her tender age.''I thought you liked redheads.''I do. What's your point?"
Stereotype
"Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island."
Life
"Mr. Asher, you can resist who you are for only so long. Finally, you just decide to go with fate."
Philosophy
"It was the sound of a thousand hungry children crying, ten thousand widows tearing their hair over their husband's graves, a chorus of angels singing the last dirge on the day of God's death."
Suffering
"Is she special? (asks the gay waiter)' I thinks she's going to break my heart' On arrival of the girl' The flannel is fine honey,but I have'nt seen anyone that over accesorized since batman!"
Humor
"As much as I encourage communication with my readers, I don't want reviews from them, simply because I don't need to be hamstrung in the middle of working on something."
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