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Amusement Quotes


"I'm not here for your amusement. You're here for mine."


"I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over."


"I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park."


"This is what fun is like," said Rain, almost to herself."


"I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends."
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