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"I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over."
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"I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park."
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"I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over."
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"This is what fun is like," said Rain, almost to herself."
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"I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends."
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"Films have degenerated to their original operation as carnival amusement - they offer not drama but thrills."
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"This is real human drama, we're not creating some amusement park ride for the summer. Even though the movie is really exciting to watch, it's got a real pathos behind it."
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"I'm not here for your amusement. You're here for mine."
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"I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor."
Movies
"Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?"
Work
"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."
Land
"I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food."
Food
"Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain."
President
"If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news."
News
"Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid."
Being
"I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else."
Dream
"There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!"
Heart
"I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over."
Amusement
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