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"I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over."

Jon Stewart, American Entertainer

Amusement, Talk

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"I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over."

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"I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over."

Jon Stewart, American Entertainer

Amusement, Talk

"This is what fun is like," said Rain, almost to herself."

Gregory Maguire, American Novelist

Amusement, Joy, Experience, Playfulness, Wonder

"Films have degenerated to their original operation as carnival amusement - they offer not drama but thrills."

David Mamet, American Dramatist

Amusement, Carnival, Drama

"I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park."

Dolly Parton, American Musician

Amusement, Girls

"I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends."

Bill Watterson, American Cartoonist

Amusement, Humor, Observation, Absurdity, Medicine

"I'm not here for your amusement. You're here for mine."

Johnny Rotten, English Musician

"This is real human drama, we're not creating some amusement park ride for the summer. Even though the movie is really exciting to watch, it's got a real pathos behind it."

John C. Reilly, American Actor

Amusement, Drama, Summer

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"I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over."

Amusement, Talk

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"Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?"

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Internet, Man, Vote, Will

"I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days."

Impression, Canada, Country

"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."

Land, Old, Thanksgiving

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