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"I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over."
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"I'm not here for your amusement. You're here for mine."
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"This is what fun is like," said Rain, almost to herself."
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"This is real human drama, we're not creating some amusement park ride for the summer. Even though the movie is really exciting to watch, it's got a real pathos behind it."
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"I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over."
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"I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park."
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"I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends."
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"Films have degenerated to their original operation as carnival amusement - they offer not drama but thrills."
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"I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor."
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"You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things."
Work
"Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?"
Work
"I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else."
Dream
"I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character."
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"I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food."
Food
"The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him."
Legal
"Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain."
President
"There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!"
Heart
"The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1."
Internet
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