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"I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over."
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"Films have degenerated to their original operation as carnival amusement - they offer not drama but thrills."
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"I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park."
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"I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends."
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"This is real human drama, we're not creating some amusement park ride for the summer. Even though the movie is really exciting to watch, it's got a real pathos behind it."
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"This is what fun is like," said Rain, almost to herself."
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"I'm not here for your amusement. You're here for mine."
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"I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over."
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"I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor."
Movies
"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."
Land
"Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is."
Army
"Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain."
President
"If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news."
News
"The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him."
Legal
"Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?"
Work
"I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.'"
Debate
"I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character."
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"I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else."
Dream
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