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"I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over."
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"This is what fun is like," said Rain, almost to herself."
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"I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park."
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"Films have degenerated to their original operation as carnival amusement - they offer not drama but thrills."
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"I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over."
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"This is real human drama, we're not creating some amusement park ride for the summer. Even though the movie is really exciting to watch, it's got a real pathos behind it."
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"I'm not here for your amusement. You're here for mine."
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"I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends."
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"I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor."
Movies
"I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character."
Character
"The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1."
Internet
"More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had."
Chance
"Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid."
Being
"I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.'"
Debate
"There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on "Friends" is."
People
"McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done."
Death
"I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over."
Amusement
"If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news."
News
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