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"I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park."
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"Films have degenerated to their original operation as carnival amusement - they offer not drama but thrills."
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"This is real human drama, we're not creating some amusement park ride for the summer. Even though the movie is really exciting to watch, it's got a real pathos behind it."
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"I'm not here for your amusement. You're here for mine."
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"I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over."
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"I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park."
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"Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills."
Mountains
"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain."
Rain
"People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them."
People
"If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words."
Music
"I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it."
Now
"If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one."
Road
"I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out."
Fire
"I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out."
Fire
"Storms make trees take deeper roots."
Storms
"I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park."
Amusement
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