"Worrying about what happened on Monday, or, what might happen on Wednesday, is at the expense of one's Tuesday."

"A satirist that criticizes religion is seen as a satanist."

"It is rude to tweet while having sex. However, it is not rude to have sex while tweeting."

"We are slaves whose masters are dead. For we are mostly controlled by doctrines which were established centuries heretofore."

"An angry artist tells people what (he thinks) they need to hear. A hungry artist tells people what (he thinks) they want to hear."

"Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays."

"88% of what we call good songs aren't really good. They merely remind us of a good time we once had."

"Not every single broke and unemployed person needs a job, some need customers."

"To a man who was required to marry before he was allowed to have sex with his lover, marriage is a 'righteous' form of prostitution."

"A 'white' kid that asks too many questions is called 'curious.' A 'black' kid that asks too many questions is called 'forward.'"

"Once born, how long a man will live matters. Once dead, how long he has lived doesn't."

"Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos."

"Many of the boys and men who are regarded as immature by some females are so deemed merely because they do not want to get married someday - or soon."

"Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc."

"If we really exist merely to fulfill God's plan: then life is a television drama; with God being the scriptwriter, the director, and, the audience."

"Some people talk about other people's failures with so much pleasure that you would swear they are talking about their own successes."

"Intelligence is a way of thinking, not a choice of words."

"A slave that acknowledges its enslavement is halfway to its liberation."

"Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work."

"In some cases, it is the woman's stomach-not her heart-that has left her man for another."

"Being HIV positive doesn't necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative."

"The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people."

"Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations."

"Most sane human beings' chances of being alive in a thousand years' time are a hundred times higher than their chances of being sincerely happy for at least ten consecutive days."

"Prostitution' is a euphemism for rape incidents that the victim and the economy profits from."

"When the going gets tough: the poor close their eyes, the rich open their wallets."

"Facebook gives people an illusory sense of being LIKED."

"We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months than we are loved by some of those who contact us every twelve or so days - or hours."

"You don't tell a boy that he is a boy. You simply act like a man."

"Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents."

"Tomorrow is like 'there.' Once you get 'there,' it is called 'here.' So, technically, life is a set of Todays."

"Using money in one's attempt to put an end to poverty is like using a border in one's attempt to put an end to xenophobia."

"Chances are that there are white people who brag about being the first to move out of a suburb that has been intruded by blacks."

"Weekends are life's gift to those who hate their jobs."

"A social critic is someone whose work revolves around where and how our successes are failing us."

"A writer's primary goal is to make sense. The bookstore's is to make cents."

"You know a man is interesting when you forget to notice how expensive - or cheap - his clothes are."

"Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others' clothes on."

"Many millions of pregnancies-many if not most of which have each led to the birth of at least one child-were each used as nothing but a conspicuous means to a secret end called the evasion of abortion."

"Sun glasses are the unofficial celebrities' uniform."

"If we were rational enough to judge what we are fed based on what we are fed, those in the business of selling us hope (i.e., public speakers, presidents, priests, etc.) wouldn't wear suits."

"The real reason the number of things that are shared via social media every single minute is so astronomical is because, whenever they each do, most users do not share or say something because they believe they have something worth remembering; they do mainly or only because they fear being forgotten."

"Though man needs to live to believe, he does not need to believe to live."

"A 'normal person' is what is left after society has squeezed out all unconventional opinions and aspirations out of a human being."

"Not every happy person is rich, and, Not every rich person is happy."

"People who wear G-strings suffer from indecision."

"A VIP area is nothing without not-so-important people."

"The continuation of man's life is more attributable to his fear of death than it is to his desire to live. As a matter of fact, in countless cases, it is attributable to only the former."

"Showing off is more ridiculous in instances where the thing that is being shown off was bought on credit."

"The civilized man is technologically ahead of - intellectually behind - his time."