"Showing off is more ridiculous in instances where the thing that is being shown off was bought on credit."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher

Humor, Credit, Ridicule, Society

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"Showing off is more ridiculous in instances where the thing that is being shown off was bought on credit."

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