"I think I'm finally growing up - and about time."

"I don't think President Bush is doing anything at all about Aids. In fact, I'm not sure he even knows how to spell Aids."

"I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times."

"Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses."

"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues."

"I have a woman's body and a child's emotions."

"I suppose when they reach a certain age some men are afraid to grow up. It seems the older the men get, the younger their new wives get."

"It is strange that the years teach us patience; that the shorter our time, the greater our capacity for waiting."

"I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?"

"Marriage is a great institution."

"I've been through it all, baby, I'm mother courage."

"Success is a great deodorant."

"I don't pretend to be an ordinary housewife."

"If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down."

"You find out who your real friends are when you're involved in a scandal."

"My mother says I didn't open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw was an engagement ring. I was hooked."

"I'm a survivor - a living example of what people can go through and survive."

"People who know me well, call me Elizabeth. I dislike Liz."

"Big girls need big diamonds."

"When people say, 'She's got everything', I've got one answer - I haven't had tomorrow."