"If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down."

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"If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down."

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"Outside of dumb luck, the number one way serial killers are caught is through the help of the public."

Pat Brown, American Entertainer

Dumb, Help, Luck, Public

"Don't dumb it down. The audience is smart and gets what you are doing."

Bruce Paltrow, American Producer

Dumb,

"Everything was my fault. I was so dumb. But if I hadn't made the mistakes I made, I wouldn't have met the wonderful woman I've been married to for over 30 years, so I guess that makes the mistakes OK."

Donald Sutherland, Canadian Actor

Dumb, Fault, Mistakes, Woman

"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."

Bill Watterson, American Cartoonist

Dumb, Information

"I don't think you need to dumb down to a child, you merely have to be clear, you know?"

Mary Chapin Carpenter, American Musician

Dumb,

"Elvis is not so difficult as Johnny Cash because his voice is so distinctive. If you try to copy Johnny Cash, it's just going to sound dumb."

Brian Setzer, American Musician

Dumb, Sound, Voice

"I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy."

Richard P. Feynman, American Physicist

Dumb, Problems

"My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash."

Joan Rivers, American Comedian

Dumb,

"I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you."

Sophia Loren, Italian Actress

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"When Andy died, I just drank to dumb my mind."

Maurice Gibb, Australian Musician

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"My mother says I didn't open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw was an engagement ring. I was hooked."

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"Success is a great deodorant."

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"Big girls need big diamonds."

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"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues."

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"I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?"

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"Outside of dumb luck, the number one way serial killers are caught is through the help of the public."

"Don't dumb it down. The audience is smart and gets what you are doing."

"Everything was my fault. I was so dumb. But if I hadn't made the mistakes I made, I wouldn't have met the wonderful woman I've been married to for over 30 years, so I guess that makes the mistakes OK."

"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."

"I don't think you need to dumb down to a child, you merely have to be clear, you know?"

"Elvis is not so difficult as Johnny Cash because his voice is so distinctive. If you try to copy Johnny Cash, it's just going to sound dumb."

"I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy."

"My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash."

"I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you."

"When Andy died, I just drank to dumb my mind."

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"My mother says I didn't open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw was an engagement ring. I was hooked."

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"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues."

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"I think I'm finally growing up - and about time."

"You find out who your real friends are when you're involved in a scandal."

"People who know me well, call me Elizabeth. I dislike Liz."

"Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses."

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