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"If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down."
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"You find out who your real friends are when you're involved in a scandal."
Friendship

"Marriage is a great institution."
Marriage

"I suppose when they reach a certain age some men are afraid to grow up. It seems the older the men get, the younger their new wives get."
Age

"I don't pretend to be an ordinary housewife."
Housewife

"It is strange that the years teach us patience; that the shorter our time, the greater our capacity for waiting."
Time

"I think I'm finally growing up - and about time."
Time

"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues."
People

"Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses."
Men

"I don't think President Bush is doing anything at all about Aids. In fact, I'm not sure he even knows how to spell Aids."
Fact

"Big girls need big diamonds."
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"Innocence always calls mutely for protection when we would be so much wiser to guard ourselves against it: innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm."
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"I had to go to a mirror and look at it. I couldn't picture myself in my own head. I had no image beyond a stick figure. I wasn't a mean person as a kid, or dumb, and something has to be said to justify excluding you."
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"I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy."
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"We're not going to dumb down for them. They have to move up. They're the network and we're the show."
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"I don't think you need to dumb down to a child, you merely have to be clear, you know?"
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"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
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"I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me."
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"Well, first I studied piano. I wasn't very satisfied because I though my teachers were dumb... and repressive."
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"However, we couldn't focus on the films much during the series because we're dumb. Individually we're smart guys, but together we're one big dumb guy, and couldn't concentrate on two things at once."
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"I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his voice is coming out of my mouth."
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