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"Big girls need big diamonds."
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"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand."
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"Now I know why guys like to hug girls. You guys just want to cop a feel. I can't believe that I've fallen for it all these years!"
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"I've always felt so different from how I look. I meet so many pretty girls who are like, 'Here I am! Don't you want me because I look good?' That concept is so weird to me. I want to know, 'What else do you have going on?'"
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"You don't have to listen to those mean girls. They're just there to make you upset and make you feel bad about yourself. And you know, inside, they feel bad about themselves too. But they don't wanna admit it to anybody."
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"You'd be surprised. Girls like sensitive, namby-pamby guys."
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"If you didn't join for the girls, choose another profession."
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"We had a one bedroom, one bathroom, one closet apartment with four girls."
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"There are no rules in fights with girls. Just hurting."
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"Most girls if you hold hands with them, their goddamn hand dies on you."
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"It's different hearing girls I don't even know scream my name."
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"I suppose when they reach a certain age some men are afraid to grow up. It seems the older the men get, the younger their new wives get."
Age
"I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times."
Wife
"If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down."
Dumb
"I think I'm finally growing up - and about time."
Time
"Marriage is a great institution."
Marriage
"I've been through it all, baby, I'm mother courage."
Mother
"I don't pretend to be an ordinary housewife."
Housewife
"I have a woman's body and a child's emotions."
Body
"My mother says I didn't open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw was an engagement ring. I was hooked."
Mother
"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues."
People
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