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"Butterflies. Everyday."
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"It is desirable that a man live in all respects so simply and preparedly that if an enemy take the town... he can walk out the gate empty-handed and without anxiety."
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"But somehow, I feel sure that if I lived in the country for six months, I should become so unsophisticated that no one would take the slightest notice of me."
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"If a house has no garden, the whole earth becomes its garden!"
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"Over complication only confuses the essence of things."
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"Bad habit, lunch. A banana and a water biscuit is all any sane healthy man should need in the middle of the day."
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"In an age of complexity, it is not easy to live a simple life or to practice simplicity."
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"What shall you do all your vacation?', asked Amy. "I shall lie abed and do nothing", replied Meg."
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"Give me boredom. At least I know where I'm going to eat and sleep tonight."
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"Being simple is the most complicated thing nowadays!"
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"I'm remote from most technology to the point that I'm kind of Amish."
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"I'll share my life with you. But, not my doughnuts."
Boundaries

"I imagine you dream of me on the nights I dream of you. I'm always so confused by the platonic way we enjoy each other's company. We talk about so many things that I can't recall when I wake up. How did you get me pregnant last night? We never touch in my dreams."
Affection

"Even before we met and long after we're both gone, my heart lives inside of yours. I'm forever and ever in love with you."
Infinite

"I had a dream that Mark Wahlberg and his wife were our neighbors and we had dance parties in our living room and drank wine from Solo cups. I remember being confused as to why they lived in a regular neighborhood, or why it didn't seem to make anyone awkward that I had Marky's Calvin ads up in the living room."
Fantasy

"I had a dream about you last night. You set a timer on in the bathroom to prove how long it takes me to get ready. So I shaved your legs, made up your face and gave you lashes. An hour later you thanked God for not making you a woman."
Empathy

"As we get older, it matters less where you are and more who you're with."
Companionship

"You either learn to play hard ball or you become the ball."
Survival

"I had a dream about you last night. I was writing a 'Sex for dummies-Christians That Secretly What to be Porn Stars- 1st edition.' And you helped me with the illustrations."
Humor

"To all those who care, You can't forever. Time steals the years,And your reflection in the mirror.But I can still see the story in your eyes, And your timeless passion that's never died.While your skin became tired,Your heart became strong,The present became the past,And your memories like a song.And though the moment at hand is all that we have, You've taught me to live it like it is our last.Since two words don't say 'thank you' the way they are meant to,I'll try all my life to be something like you."
Gratitude

"Searching through Monster.com while on the clock feels like being on Tinder while still married."
Irony
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