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Bill Maher is an American comedian, political commentator, and television host known for his sharp wit and satirical commentary on current events. He is best known for hosting "Real Time with Bill Maher," where he engages in discussions on politics, culture, and social issues. Maher's influential voice in media and his outspoken views have made him a notable and sometimes controversial figure.
"New Rule: If you're one of the one-in-three married women who say your pet is a better listener than your husband, you talk too much. And I have some bad news for you: Your dog's not listening, either; he's waiting for food to fall out of your mouth."
"New Rule: Stop asking Miss USA contestants if they believe in evolution. It's not their field. It's like asking Stephen Hawking if he believes in hair scrunchies. Here's what they know about: spray tans, fake boobs and baton twirling. Here's what they don't know about: everything else. If I cared about the uninformed opinions of some ditsy beauty queen, I'd join the Tea Party."
"You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash."
"It is not a surprise that a person would want to be a prophet. What's ridiculous is that other people let him."
"I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush."
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"New Rule: Americans have to come up with a better cheese to represent the nation than American cheese. I'm not even sure American cheese is cheese. I think it's aged Jell-O. And it doesn't need to be individually wrapped in plastic, either. You're thinking of condoms."
"New Rule: Stop leaving couches on the sidewalk. Besides being lazy and ugly, it's animal cruelty. You teach your dog not to pee on the couch, and then when you take him to the place he's supposed to pee, there's a couch."
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"Don't get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance."