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"I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?"
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"He who never leaves his country is full of prejudices."
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"America is the most fertile ground of opportunity."
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"Maybe the one I enjoyed playing most was A Month in the Country."
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"My first occupation was to map the country."
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"Jaws was still a handsome, big guy. He got the girl. He was my favorite villain. I tried to make this guy endearing somewhat because all he wanted to do was unite his country."
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"In the world over, the very name of our country is immediately associated with the Parthenon."
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"What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds."
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"The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?""
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"So, we're saying, if we can give developers and builders incentives to cut down on the regulatory barriers that are faced in this country, then we might be able to address the needs of affordable housing."
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"And for far too long, the Democrats have had a monopoly on black votes in this country."
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"We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities."
Rights
"It's all been satirized for your protection."
Protection
"The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap."
Defence
"I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again."
Punishment
"Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need."
God
"I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder."
Religion
"Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids."
People
"Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?"
Home
"The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'"
Intelligence
"I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush."
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