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"I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?"
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"America is the most fertile ground of opportunity."
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"I really don't feel any strong allegiance to any country."
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"All countries should immediately now activate their pandemic preparedness plans. Countries should remain on high alert for unusual outbreaks of influenza-like illness and severe pneumonia."
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"If I remember rightly Holland for instance has something like 45, and it's a much smaller country. In comparison we have very few and they are very badly financed."
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"Many Sunnis, who are still stuck in the Saddam era mindset and believe Iraq belongs to them, are trying to prevent a new country from developing at all."
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"The same things go on everywhere, whether you're from the city, the country or wherever."
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"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."
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"In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment."
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"I have to go and say farewell to all the countries that I have been to, if I can. I am 73 now, it is taxing on me."
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"If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country."
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"The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs."
Bible
"It's all been satirized for your protection."
Protection
"Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease."
Disease
"Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex."
Sex
"Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?"
God
"Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality is whatever we say it is and every problem can be solved with violence."
American
"Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the "will of the people" goes out the window."
Marriage
"Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit.""
God
"The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap."
Defence
"The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it."
People
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