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"I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush."
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"I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder."
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"New Rule: America has every right ot bitch about gas prices suddenly shooting up. How could we have known? Oh, wait, there was that teensy, tiny thing about being warned constantly over the last forty years but still creating more urban sprawl, failing to build public transport, buying gas-guzzlers, and voting for oil company shills. So, New Rule: Shut the fuck up about gas prices."
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