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"I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush."
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"We are what we think."
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"I remember growing up thinking that astronauts and their job was the coolest thing you could possibly do... But I absolutely couldn't identify with the people who were astronauts. I thought they were movie stars."
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"Think of what you desire out of life."
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"Who I am? Am I thinking?"
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"While I do not suggest that humanity will ever be able to dispense with its martyrs, I cannot avoid the suspicion that with a little more thought and a little less belief their number may be substantially reduced."
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"Most people don't think most of the time. They just use other people's thoughts as a crutch to get by."
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"The profoundest thoughts of the philosophers have something trickle about them. A lot disappears in order for something to suddenly appear in the palm of the hand."
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"I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right."
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"It is too ordinary for us to think we are too ordinary. It is too unwise for us to think we are too wise. It is too sinful for us to think we are too sinful beyond pardon. It would be too unrighteous for us to think we are too righteous. There is always something we may think about, but let us think about something!"
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"But I owe it to the subject to say, that it has long afforded me what philosophy is so often thought, and made, barren of - the fun of discovery, the pleasures of co-operation, and the satisfaction of reaching agreement."
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"We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities."
Rights
"It's all been satirized for your protection."
Protection
"The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap."
Defence
"I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again."
Punishment
"Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need."
God
"I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder."
Religion
"Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids."
People
"Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?"
Home
"I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush."
Thought
"They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed."
People
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