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"It's all been satirized for your protection."
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"The Lord is my 'Strong Fortress'. The Lord is my 'Solid Rock'."
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"I'm a bit cynical that it ever will be addressed properly. I think it is healthy to get some sort of copyright protection. But some of it has gone on forever."
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"If it tries to take you," Wren said, "I wont' let go."
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"Why can't you place a blessing like that on us?" I asked."It only works on wild animals.""So it would only affect Percy," Annabeth reasoned."Hey!" I protested."
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"Yes! If you really love your beautiful garden of dreams, you will never allow any hungry beast to have its way in. Keep dream killers away!"
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"It's all been satirized for your protection."
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"I've never been afraid of them. Not once. Because I had you."
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"If you want to have a big and strong church, then you need to build a prayer wall of defense in the spiritual realm..."
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"Only God can thwart the plans of Satan and his legions."
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"When Nico had woken up at Barrachina and found the Hunters' note about kidnapping Reyna, he'd torn apart the courtyard in rage. He didn't want the Hunters stealing another important person from him. Fortunately, he'd got Reyna back, but he didn't like how brooding she had become. Every time he tried to ask her about the incident on the Calle San Jose " those ghosts on the balcony, all staring at her, whispering accusations " Reyna shut him down."
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"The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs."
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"It's all been satirized for your protection."
Protection

"The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap."
Defence

"The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it."
People

"I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush."
Thought

"Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?"
Home

"The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right."
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"I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again."
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"Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show."
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"Men are only as loyal as their options."
Men
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