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"It's all been satirized for your protection."
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"Wall your life, guard your heart and mind your mind! A life without a wall least blocks something! A mind without a wall accepts anything at all!"
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"We overcome the world because God is our shield and protection."
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"Love tames the benumbed beast. A man is put to use regarding a woman's physical safety, but a woman is put to use regarding a man's mental safety."
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"One of the best protections against disappointment is to have a lot going on."
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"The Lord is my strong shield."
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"The one who protects the body-complex (pudgal) is not the 'enlightened one' (Gnani). A Gnani is the protector of only the Soul and it's natural attributes."
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"They may take you for a fool, promise to shower you with the world, use their canny devastating tongue to manipulate and dominate your mind, but its better to put them bulshit people at arms length rather than falling into the arms of infidelity."
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"You shall not be afraid of the adversary. God will be your strong fortress."
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"Travellers scowl at us, and countrymen give us scornful names. 'Strider' I am to one fat man who lives within a day's march of foes that would freeze his heart, or lay his little town in ruin, if he were not guarded ceaselessly. Yet we would not have it otherwise. If simple folk are free from care and fear, simple they will be, and we must be secret to keep them so."
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"The Lord delivers us from the seventh trouble. He shall surely deliver us from the eight one."
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"We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities."
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"It's all been satirized for your protection."
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"The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap."
Defence

"I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again."
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"Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need."
God

"I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder."
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"Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids."
People

"Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?"
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"They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed."
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"I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be on television every minute of every day - you're the president, not a rerun of 'Law & Order'. TV stars are too worried bout being popular and too concerned about being renewed."
Being
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