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Bill Maher

"Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?"

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"Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?"

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"Sometimes to be at home is like a nightmare by Stephen King."

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"Mars will not be our new home; it will be our new hotel! Because for a new place to be our own home, we need to see the things we used to see: An autumn lake, a bird singing in the misty morning or even desert camels walking in the sunset!"

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"The best way of keeping a secret is to pretend there isn't one."

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"One is not to win the world, he has to win the home (family)."

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"There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort."

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"Nothing else has the power to calm, comfort, and care for you better than home."

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"An artist has no home in Europe except in Paris."

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"I would like to spend the whole of my life traveling, if I could anywhere borrow another life to spend at home."

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"Nothing can bring a real sense of security into the home except true love."

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"Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids."
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"We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities."
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"Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is."
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"The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right."
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"I don't want my president to be a TV star. You don't have to be on television every minute of every day - you're the president, not a rerun of 'Law & Order'. TV stars are too worried bout being popular and too concerned about being renewed."
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"A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out."
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"To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that."
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"Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need."
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"Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit.""
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"I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again."
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